Comedy centrals roast of you

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If you were on Comedy Centrals roast, what kind of jokes do you think they would make about you?

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    Walking like a ghost and believing stupid things like the existence of human-devouring sponges.

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    • Short4Words
      8 years ago

      You'd be roasted by Tim Burton.

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      • Freedom_
        8 years ago

        In some ways...I think he already has...

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  • TrustMeImLying
    8 years ago

    neat post but I cant roast myself! I tend to get severe when insulting. I'm afraid I'll get offended, and then not be on talking terms with myself.... again this year

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago

      https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xaf1/t5.0-1/41787_214277156210_9019_n.jpg

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    They'd make jokes about the usual stuff:

    -how fast I eat and how much I can eat
    -my hat
    -my breasts and butt
    -my obsessive nature
    -my clumsiness
    -my hair

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    Oh dear...don't roast me!! Not even with savory herbs and especially no stuffing!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    My tits would almost certainly be a topic.

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    • howaminotmyself
      8 years ago

      So would mine!

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  • neonclam
    8 years ago

    Sounds like our family get togethers during the holidays. I usually skip town.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    They have plenty of things to make fun of me for is all I say.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    My social awkwardness
    My clumsiness
    I always have my face in a book
    Probably something about how I have the body of a 12 yr old boy

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      Body of a 12 year old boy? Keep that to yourself friend. We have enough pedos having a stroke fest on IIN. No need to give them extra lube.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        :)

        Probably should have said something more like I am a stick. Who knows though we probably have someone on here who has a fetish with sticks too.

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        • anti-hero
          8 years ago

          AngelMikeal fashioned one into a 12 inch dildo in his mud hut.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    I would be Doctor Dork.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Lazy jokes and crazy old cat lady stuff.
    "I want to be mean but I feel lazy. Il just lie here and bite anyone who trips over me."

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  • ArmusWasTheFirstTroll
    8 years ago

    Fat jokes.

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    • anti-hero
      8 years ago

      You're so fat that it has negative consequences on your self esteem.

      Snap.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    It would be kind or redundant. IsItNormal has already done it enough times to me. ;)

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