Combing your grandmother's back hair
Whenever my grandmother comes over and my parents aren't home, my grandmother tells me to comb her back hair, which I do, upon threat of not baking pies/cakes for me.
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Whenever my grandmother comes over and my parents aren't home, my grandmother tells me to comb her back hair, which I do, upon threat of not baking pies/cakes for me.
if you comb my back hair I will bake you the most fabulous cake you've ever had.
Oh I's GOTS to come ovah to yo' place and make yo pancakes wid mah bress milk! Den yo can comb mah thick muff pie hair, oh yes SAH!!!
That is very good you owe your grandma for all those cakes and stuff good job
ha ha ha ha ya poor thing! But that is hilarious!!! How much freaking back hair does she have that it needs to be combed?!?
ew I wouldn't eat anything from someone who needs combing in unusual areas :/
Wow, aren't the elderly unique in their ways? Their ability to bake always saves them, though.
WHAT... THE HELL? Is this person serious? This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
On some level I understand where you're coming from. I too have experienced the intense power play between grandson and grandmother. And sometimes it can be tempting to give in. But I can't believe you let your grandmother assert dominance over you. Where is your spine? Think about all the years and family dinners of boredom that await you now. No longer can you stand against her in rebellion, no longer can you flaunt your penis at her in anger.. You will never be able to regain that perfect relationship.. In the end she will leave you, because you do not challenge her. I pray for you.
The creepiest part is her only asking you to do it when your parents are gone. How old are you anyway? And what gender?
She has back hair? That is nasty? Ladies are not suppose to have back hair are they? You should help her shave. That is really gross and how old are you that you are being bribed with pie?
i'd shave it...she'd bake you golden cookies with diamond sprinkles then
If it was my grandma I would rub my johnson why I combed her then I would spray all over her back and shape her back hair into a Mohawk
Yuck! Seriously! Who has back hair that's long enough to be combed? Next time she comes over you should wax that shit off instead of combing it. Ill gross lol.