Collapsing scenario... what would you do?

Okay, so here's another scenario. You're at the park watching a lady walk her dog, when she suddenly collapses. No one else is at the park and it doesn't look like anyone will come soon.

Details:
~You do not know this lady and she seems to be middle-aged.
~You have no idea what's wrong with her, but she isn't breathing.
~She has about $500 in her purse and a few credit cards and jewelry.
~You have your cell phone with you (or if you don't have a phone, the lady has one in her purse).
~No one will likely come to the park for a couple of hours.
~There are no security cameras watching you.

You don't know if this lady will recover on her own, if she will die, or if she has a horrible family that could sue you. Also, pretend that you know CPR, but are not certified.

What, in all honesty, would you do?

Walk away and pretend nothing ever happened. 2
Call 9-1-1 then walk away. 4
Call 9-1-1 and stay with her. 52
Steal the purse and run. 3
Perform CPR and risk a possible lawsuit. 9
Honestly have no idea. 1
Needs further details. 1
Other (add a comment). 5
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 16 )
  • Nwodafometsys

    Stealing her purse shouldnt even be an option. What are you a fuckin demon? who does that? If you even have a lick of common sense you will stay with this lady and do everything possible to help her and keep her alive and conforable until 911 arrives.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • NocturnePonyFan

      Well, some people would do that. Just because you think you're some saintly being doesn't mean the rest of the world is.
      As for me, yeah, I'd stay with her and call 9-11, but I'm not going to demonize someone who wouldn't do what I would do.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Shackleford96

    If I knew how to perform CPR, why wouldn't I be certified?

    But yes, I would stay with her and call 911.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Captain_Kegstand

      When I do my CPR certification for work, you have to take a short class and get certified. Your certification runs out and you have to redo the class every year so that your CPR certification stays valid.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Shackleford96

        Ah, ok. I didn't know that. Thanks.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • RandomGirl391

    Go through all the normal medical steps (see if she's conscious and stuff) then call 999.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • shuggy-chan

    depend, is she hot, ill just cop a feel then >8}

    bwahahha HAHAHAH AAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA, but no just steal the dog after a call 911.... kids, look daddy got dinner

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • TerryVie

    Call 9-1-1, take the money from her purse, then perform CPR and stay there.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Call 9-1-1 and stay with her.

    right now i'm actually in that status - where i know cpr but my card ran out.

    however under the operator's direction iirc you can still perform it. cos you're obeying their instructions.

    oh and i'd make sure the dog stayed put too.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • IrishPotato

    I'd call 911, stay with her. and steal her money. And claim I wasn't even aware of her having money in the first place.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Frosties

    Have you ever played the board game Scruples? It strikes me as something you'd enjoy.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • IrishPotato

      Wish there was an online version of Scruples, like a multiplayer game.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Frosties

        Maybe that is what this website is. Like you, though, I wish there was a more formalised version. Perhaps you and I should ask IIN questions as Scruples questions and compare notes! ;D

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • IrishPotato

          OH that would be so awesome :D
          Most of them would be declined though, due to this being a Is It Normal thing, not a game thing.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Sillygoose

    Just take the cash and then leave....I am a cruel person, aren't I?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • RinTin

    I'll assume there are no laws protecting me? Does that mean if I stay and they find out I knew CPR I could get in trouble?

    I would probably not do CPR. If something happened to her then she or her family would probably sue me. I'd call 911 on her phone and leave.

    I definitely wouldn't steal anything from her. XD

    Comment Hidden ( show )