Cold mcdonald fries

I like cold McDonald French Fries. The texture of the solid chewiness feels amazing on my teeth, then the cold grease that oozes out calms my taste buds.... And last but not least, the salt. The salty grains that feel like they've been freeze-dried just tumbles all around in your mouth, spreading its goodness mixed with your slick, sticky, and warm saliva. In all, it creates this perfect, harmonious atmosphere in your mouth that integrates chewiness, coolness, and a relaxing saltiness.

And now I truly wonder if anyone else feels like this...