Clingy shittigans

Have you ever stayed at a guys house and in the morning you had to shit so bad from drinking the night before and you didn't want to leave to shit but you couldn't grow the balls the shit in his bathroom.so you just ended up looking all clingy by staying and stalling the leaving process But really you just had to shit? And you wish you could just shit right there in his bathroom because the ride home is too long and you don't want to go in the store because you look like yesterday. You would have just got a shower and shit while the water was running but you didn't expect to be there so long deciding whether to shit or not. And you already went in the bathroom so many times to wash your face and take a couple pisses?

IIN?