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What should I get my mom for Christmas?
Bear in mind, she's a bitch.
| A calendar from last year. | 3 | |
| A roll of toilet paper. | 0 | |
| A mustache comb. | 16 | |
| Pack of adult diapers. | 18 | |
| A rock with googly eyes glued on. | 10 | |
| A calculator. | 11 | |
| A midget stripper to do a little dance. | 23 | |
| Other suggestion (comment) | 7 |
Nothing says xmas like getting revenge on your mother, best way to celebrate the birthday of the late JC. Won't it be better to use this time to bury the hatchets?
A few years ago, mine bought my siblings normal Christmas presents and me a packet of dried chicken soup which I was supposed to hydrate alone as a Christmas meal. However evil you or I want to be in our choice of gift, our mothers are so much better. I'd love to give her full credit for doing something so exquisitely painful but she'd never admit it was intentional. I do have some respect for this, despite it being very mean. It's so casually hurtful and so well disguised, it's like a chess move that stings but doesn't leave any means of counter-attack. Women are no doubt the loveliest of the two genders but when they want to sting you, they really have ammunition.
Shit in a bag and give it to her nothing like fresh shit to brighten her day :D
My friend once got a present from someone that she had given to them as a present just months before. Haha, I thought it was hilarious. My friend wasn't very impressed at the time, though.
Aw, the midget stripper!! But, I don't know, I think that may be kind of a treat.
A microscopic disease. It makes her randomly dance and call herself a fat model.
I'd go with an orange, it's orange, round, tasty and cheap!
And it's healthy!... And EVIL!
You know, the best gift you could get her is nothing! If you hate her that much, there's no point in trying to humiliate her in front of everyone! If you do get her something, it can be something tiny, but still tasteful...she did bring you into the world, if nothing else...love her for that reason alone!