Chinese stalker man

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One day i was was at the gas station. I was driving away from the gas pump and when a chinese man in a classic black and white suit was following me in the car with his eyes waving and smiling at me. I didn't even know him! Then I just forgot about it thinking he was probably just a friendly tourist or something from china. I went to Walmart and glanced down an isle and I swear i saw him run across the opposite opening! Then when i got home i saw him in my backyard doing the tango with a polar bear. Please help me i see him everyday and i as i am typing this i swear he is watching me from the window!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    U need to quit the weed

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    • spectre117
      8 years ago

      LOL!!!

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  • TieDiedSuperstar
    13 years ago

    Marry him. You got to admire his dedication. And how many people own a pet polar bear? Very impressive.

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  • songsong
    8 years ago

    Oh you people. Why everytime you see a man with black hair and eyes, you say it's a Chinese. It's definitely not fear OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Mel
    13 years ago

    I hate when people make stupid fake stories on here, lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Fake

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  • BallerinaCass
    12 years ago

    Hahaha look up the song Walking Man by Onision on YouTube. It's about him dressing as a Chinese guy stalking someone! :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    U need to get off the drugs! And I don't mean cuz u r seeing that I mean for having a messed up enough mind to come up with this hilariously fake story. I must admit tho it actually made me laugh out loud for quite a long time!!! :D

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  • normally11
    13 years ago

    But everytime i try to talk to him he runs away...anyway i decided to throw an orange at him head and now he nevers comes back. Problem solved :)

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  • NavsegdaVashi
    13 years ago

    Lmao!! this line makes me laugh "doing the tango with a polar bear".. awesome you won your 1 minute of fame. happy? lol

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  • Foxie913
    13 years ago

    See this is what happens when you stop taking your meds. Haha xD

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Lol you probably paranoid!

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  • dragona
    13 years ago

    I want some of what you're smoking!!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    What are you smoking lmao, dancing with a polar bear WTF

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  • lewlew80
    13 years ago

    R u kidding me w/ this bs

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  • fancyj
    13 years ago

    Lame

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Police

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  • tori
    13 years ago

    Ha ha ha! Good one Mel!

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  • Mel
    13 years ago

    Kill yourself, its the only way to get rid of him!

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