Cheesy bellend

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I have a really cheesy bellend - it smells like a bag of Quavers. Some times I squeeze it off my bellend and squeeze the rest out of my japs eye and put it in some bread to make a nice cheese buttie. I was fucking this girl and she loved it! She said it's like Stilton. The Maggots seem to like it as well.

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  • bittermayonnaise
    7 years ago

    I would collect it, press it into a mould, let it mature and serve it up with a crisp Reisling.

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  • lilassony
    7 years ago

    Sounds fun, I would like to try this.

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