Cheesecake factory or ihops...you decide?

which is the greatest restaurant of them all...which would you less lickly get food poisening at...do you care?

cheesecake factory 18
ihops 10
I've got better things to do with my life 22
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  • LemonCheese123

    What the heck is Ihops? lmao

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      I.H.O.P = International House of Pancakes

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      • Terence_the_viking

        what a shit name.

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          I did not make that franchise I just know what it stands for. So dont complain to me.

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  • shuggy-chan

    The hole in the wall Thai restaurant

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  • Shrunk

    They are both good but I only ever went to cheesecake factory for cheesecake, honestly didn't even know it was a restaurant. that reminds me, marie callender's has a restaurant too... pie buffet ftfw... anyway i will go with ihop, they have cheesecake pancakes too,lool.. oh and it's only bad if you go to ones in a bad neighborhood

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  • anti-hero

    I chose death.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Good choice my friend.. Each one of these places will put you one step closer to a heart attack.

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  • thegypsysailor

    "the greatest restaurant of them all"
    Are you shitting me? Do you also eat dog food?
    Get a grip; neither is even a good restaurant, hell, maybe good is too far up the scale!

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    • handsignals

      have yooou had bteakfast at ihops???

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      • thegypsysailor

        Who hasn't? Especially when it's the only damn thing open at 4AM and you've got the munchies?
        That doesn't make it good, just available.

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        • handsignals

          I challenge you sir...The Ceessecake Factorys best chef who is with out doubt Jimmy Jamal from the Overland Park restaurant in Kansas City, cooking his signature dish 'Jamacian Black PepperShrimp' v's Gordon Ramsay cooking dish a of a similar caliber...if he can that is...ha..haha...hahahahaha (insert Dr Evil style lough)

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          • thegypsysailor

            With respect, sir, I would find it hard to consider any cook at a restaurant whose menu is designed to maximize profits with items available 12 months a year, a chef. When quantity on a plate supersedes quality?????
            I never said that I didn't enjoy a meal at any of the above named restaurants, once in a while, but to label them the "greatest restaurant of them all" is pushing things a wee bit.

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  • handsignals

    Nyotaimori: Eating sushi which has been arranged on the body of a beautiful Japanese woman.

    Chubbing: Eating pancakes off the naked body of Samantha 38G.

    I know which I would rather do.

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    • LovelyMay

      Which one? And who on earth is Samantha 38G. ???

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      • handsignals

        who is Samantha 38G! Google her, she's the hottest woman ever. I would probably share the pancakes with her.

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        • LovelyMay

          Well my search settings said it was inappropriate content. Therefore she must be pretty hot lol

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          • handsignals

            how do you search for porn if you have safe search on?

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            • LovelyMay

              Well how was I supposed to know it was porn?! Plus, I just gotta phone and am currently figuring things out still.

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        • LovelyMay

          Okay I will

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  • tripw7

    IHOPS is "International House of Pancakes" That have a decent pancake meal.
    Cheesecake Factory has a great salad or dinner. (Much more expensive)

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    FUCKING CHEESE CAKE! DUH!

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  • Neither. Both are unhealthy and full of droppings.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Dropping? how do you figure?

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      • Poop, loads of poop all over the floors.

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      • I use to be one of the guys that inspected and detailed exhaust systems for commercial kitchens. If you knew how dirty the standard grill or line cooker was at most food establishments you would think twice of ever eating out again. The cleanest places were usually Dennys. The worst place I usually saw was the churches chickens chain. Usually I would find about 2 inches of rotten congealed grease behind and around the grills with chicken pieces that had been rotting for at least 2 weeks. This was at most large chain chicken joints I went to, but mostly churches chicken. I would advise not eating at churches chicken.

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          So you mean dropped food? Oh yeah I get that and they are working Greece generally those get very filthy. I am not that surprised.

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          • Yes. Most were usually close to failing fire code as well so it was hard to pass places as safe for the fire marshal. Usually restaurants that are chain restaurants are less kept up.

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            • RomeoDeMontague

              I thought you meant shit though. Generally its refereed to as droppings.

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