Certified loser rant

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i'm not a bad person, i just don't fuck with no bitches because i know i'm not shit. i know i'm a loser. i know no ho's wanna ride my dick. i know no ho's wanna slob my testicles. i aint worth a fuck which is why i don't ask women out on dates because i know i'm a loser who deserves to get shot. i know i aint worth a fuck. i know i aint shit. i drink alcohol just to suppress my pain. when i'm out in public i don't even ask ho's out on dates. because i know i aint shit, i aint worth a fuck. never was worth a fuck never will be worth a fuck. i'm a certified loser who deserves to get shot with a big choppa. i aint worth a fuck. i always knew i was a certified loser. why would you ask a woman out on a date when you know you aint shit? i know i aint shit. i never was shit never will be "the shit". but you all pretty much get the gist of what i'm saying. i aint shit. i keep it real with myself and i keep it real with the world. most men will never honestly express themselves the way i am expressing myself. i'm just man enough to express myself this way. i know i aint worth a fuck. people wanna say my attitude is negative but i'm real. i know i'm never gonna get married or have no kids. i aint worth a damn.

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  • sillygirl77
    8 years ago

    Stop calling women hos and then maybe I'll feel empathy toward you.

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    • ThingOne
      8 years ago

      He doesn't want you. He wants a Las Vegas ho, but can't afford a thousand dollars a trick.

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      • sillygirl77
        8 years ago

        how ummmm disappointing!

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        • ThingOne
          8 years ago

          Eventually, we all learn to accept what we can afford.

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  • Koda
    8 years ago

    Drop the beat now.

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    • MrSexyJesus
      8 years ago

      MC DEPRESSION IN DA HOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    What's so bad about you?...aside from all the negative self talk..

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  • peterrabbyt3
    7 years ago

    You are doomed to suck cocks forever.

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    You never will find a ho. Vent your frustration thru other activity. Maybe you could become a engineer working on weapon systems to more efficiently dominate the world.

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  • hurtysquirty
    8 years ago

    fuck the blender, purpose of life will be pain of dick. reaction is what you need. sweet cause and effect.

    alternatively fuck the toaster. the sweet burning pain on your dick will subdue all lust,hunger, need for speed, whatever the fuck is wrong.

    peace out brother from a skankier mother

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Focus on your abilities. I know you have many, even if they are simple.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    so thats the meanina life then?

    marryin some skank and squeezin out more loud mouths?

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    • green_boogers
      8 years ago

      EXACTLY! Y'all's always have been a smart guy.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    That's a lot of negative feedback. You're probably not half as bad as you say you are. I'm not blowing smoke. I use to think I was the worst piece of scum this world had to offer. Which is insane because yea I'm not that great of a person but I'm definitely not the worst. The mind has funny ways of playing tricks on us. It can convince of something about yourself just to protect you.

    You're not as shit as you say you are.

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