Catch your roommate listening to you having sex

Definitely don't involve an innocent person in any of these schemes.

The solution is really quite simple.
Next time you and your boyfriend are planning to have a passionate sex session, invite your roommate to watch.
Whether or not you are accepting of your roommates nudity and / or participation (masturbation), will need to be discussed between yourself and your boyfriend, and then these conditions need to be made explicitly clear to your roommate.

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what if he wasnt listening? is it possible that he just walked by and passed out?

Perfectly normal, as such I don't see why you need to "get him back."

My roommate was having sex with his gf on the top bunk and I was sleeping below. (a notorious heavy sleeper back then). After they were married for many years they confided that they had done it, to which I replied "I know, I was listening the whole time". If it was me, I would just ask him what his favorite part of the show was LOL.

I get turned on by listening also & having people listen

its a turn on to know they are listening

Listening to a couple having sex is really hot. Especially if you can hear details (the sound of a cock moving in wetness, balls slapping against ass, a nipple being sucked then popping out of a mouth with a suck), and especially if a girl sounds like she's really enjoying it.

I used to live in a house share and one housemate, a girl, used to masturbate alone in her room. There was a big gap under her door so you could hear her little whimpers and (even sexier) that kind of clicky sound of sticky wetness when she was pushing something in and out of (or just touching) her pussy. I caught her doing that once when I was coming home kinda late. I was stuck next to that door, just listening. I stood there until she'd had a frenzied wet rub and had torn some tissue from a toilet roll to wipe herself.

I have to say, though. Being listened too is a bit weird. The kitchen was next to my room and if me and my girlfriend had sex, you could hear EVERYTHING in the kitchen. I walked out once after sex to find a flatmate (female!) sitting at the kitchen table - with the kitchen door open - with a big grin on her face! I guess girls are kinda naughty, too.

As for getting this guy back, the very worst you can do is look him in the eye and say "so you sneaky listen to people having sex, huh?" It will embarrass the crap out of him and he'll stay away. Believe me.

gosh sounds like a good place to live or toss my hat heck give them a good time make some noise shake the bed hollor and scream

Why don't you just straight up invite him? Or next time he's getting laid, join the party. That won't embarrass the girl.

Haha, sounds like he likes free porn!!!;)

Why women are so crazy ? so what if he listen ? you should be proud that your sex is so good that people what to listen.... and whats up with " i wana get him back" ??? thats kinda mean lol .....

Draw a happy face on a piece of paper and then slip it under the door the next time he's having loud sex.

Be polite- invite!

I would say that it's "typical" if you're a chick, but in these times, if you're a guy, no way a woman is going to sleep with you if you have roomies (unless the whole crew are sluts, etc.), so it's moot for men.

was he passed out *outside* the apartment, or just passed out inside in a hallway?

And if it was inside the apartment, since you didn't notice him before you hit the loo... it sounds more like he came in and passed out while you were in the bathroom.

at any rate he couldn't have listened much if he was passed out

Well what is your roommate suppose to do? This sounds like the typical kicked out room story. I think if anything they are waiting for you to finish so they can come back in. If anything you are the rude one.

I think he was looking for a 3 some

People really have sex for 45 minutes?

Come on me now let it go just stop it. You know as u said people get turned on by hearing others have sex. If it bother you go over your guys place if not be quiet as possible and enjoy yourself.

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