Cashier rant

Ok I'm a cashier and I just wanted to list some of my pet peeves so you troglodytes who never had a job know what pisses us off:)
Leaving your basket on the conveyer belt. Put it on the floor, tool.
Leaving your shopping CART in front the next customer. Rude!
Handing us crumpled up cash.
Handing us something your sick kid has been chewing on. I don't need the flu.
Letting your kids scream, run around and ride on the bottom of the carts. Nobody likes screaming brats.
Ignoring us while you blab on the phone. If you don't get all your change back, oops it's your own fault.
Rolling your eyes if we tell you about some store credit card. Look it's our job and we get yelled at if we don't ask every customer so save the attitude
Telling us how to bag things. We're not retarded!
Complaining about wrong pricing, stock, outbid date chicken fingers, et al. I just work here and I don't need to hear your bullshit. I probably hate the management more than you. Nobody cares:(
I personally hate people who bring their own bags. You are smug and think you're saving the planet but you're a bunch of hippie- ass wankers and wasting everybody's time.
If anybody wants to add to this feel free. If you don't like this, up yours and twice in Sunday :)

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  • KingTermite

    A lot of patience is required in any customer service occupation. Sounds like you're reaching burn out.

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    • Lol can you tell?

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      • KingTermite

        All of these, "you're unsuited for the job," and "get used to it and smile," etc. posts are likely from people that have never had to do this kind of work. You will meet some very nice people and some of the very worst humanity has to offer. As a parallel, I offer you "law enforcement." Many people think cops are dicks. Yes, many of them are, they get to deal with the worst humanity has to offer, day in and out. Everybody lies to them, even about things that aren't important enough to lie about. I think most cops get into it with the best intentions but the job wears them out and changed them. The very same thing, without the ability to smack around the customer happens to people in customer service.

        If you work a customer service job for a week you'd have the opportunity to interact with some of the biggest assholes on the planet. Why? They want, burgers, groceries, blah, blah, blah, too.

        Companies have learned that offering the customer rewards cards and other crap increases the rate that people sign up. It's really a simple equation, and anyone that knows anything about sales will understand why it works. Just because you're sick of hearing about it doesn't mean the technique doesn't still work.

        I don't know who the OP is, or what they were expecting out of this thread, but many of you proved the OP's point resoundingly. Congratulations on being a bunch of shitheads.

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        • Thank you for actually getting my post. It's not that I act on these thoughts I just am saying what I hate about the job. The people I work with are mostly cool btw.

          You know what else? I often wonder how many people I interact with are pedos, weirdos and psychopaths. If you ring up 200 people a day at least a few have to be. I agree about the police analogy, they vet hardened because the majority of people they deal with are scum. Thank you :)

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          • KingTermite

            I get it because I used to be in customer service. I suspect most of those that "don't get it" have never been on your end of the transaction. About the best you can do is try to get yourself into something else, and bear it gracefully until you can.

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  • charli.m

    I just use the self check out.

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    • Ellenna

      Good way of putting checkout cashiers out of a job

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      • charli.m

        Go fuck yourself :)

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      • Faggot_Asses

        I do it solely for that reason. Anyone who thinks being a "cashier" is a real job is a failure at life in general.

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        • Darktown_vs_Blackville

          I want as few people as possible touching my food

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        • A lot of people do it for a second job dummy, or part time.

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          • Stinkus_Fartacus

            Which more conclusively proves their failure at life in needing that.

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            • Not everyone is financially successful. There are teachers and retired bank managers who still need extra cash. Not all of us are stoopid losers.

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    • But who helps when the thing doesn't work?

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      • charli.m

        Then the service person helps, and I'm very grateful and polite to them.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Boy are you unsuited to your job! Why not be a night time shelf stock person and you'd never have to deal with a customer again.

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  • LittleGirlViciouslySodomized

    I don't like it when someone trys to upsale me "would you like bla bla bla with that"... Its like DID I ASK YOU FOR THAT? NO, I DID NOT. TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME MY CHANGE

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    • gloryholeflasher

      This is annoying alright, but when it really pisses me off is when I'm standing in the cold and snow and rain at the gas pump and the pump is wasting my time asking me all these stupid question. Of course I want a receipt! It's a law that you're supposed to give a receipt for every purchase! No I don't want a frickin car wash, if I wanted a car wash I would be at a car wash station, not a gas station. I don't care what your special is inside can I just get some gas so I can get out of here!?

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    • We don't like asking but we get in trouble if we don't. I was almost fired because I don't pressure people to sign up for credit cards!

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      • Well you don't seem to care about doing your job when it is something that would make the customer happy. Like bagging to the customers satisfaction or having someone check when an items rigs for the wrong price. But it is good to know that when it comes to things that piss customers off, you make sure you do your job right.

        Regarding bagging, it made me chuckle when you said "we aren't retarded" because I have been in many grocery stores that hire retarded people as baggers (yea, you are doing a job 15 year olds and retards can do, so sorry if someone underestimated your intelligence). When my bags are over stuffed, or something that needs to be double bagged isn't, I am the one who has to pick my groceries up off the pavement. When my cake is bagged sideways, I am the one scraping frosting off the top of the box. I don't say it rudely, but if you are not bagging my stuff properly I will tell you or do it myself. Unless the bagger wants to follow me home and fix the results of their mistakes.

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        • If you see someone trying to put a watermelon on top of eggs, go ahead and say something. I'm talking about fussy old ladies who want their underwear folded just do. And we do fix wrong prices but most of the time the customer read the sign wrong. Not that anyone says thank you for giving it to you anyway.

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          • billygoatsgruf

            You missed the point. Your job is customer service. If the customer wants it bagged a certain way, I don't care what the reason, you do it. I don't care if it is customer error or not, if the customer has a consern you address it. If you hate providing customer service that you need to quit and get another job. If that is not an option for you, than shut the hell up and be greatful for what you do have. Your boss threatened to fire you? If you care as little about customer service as this post suggests, you deserve to be fired.

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            • wistfulmaiden

              I agree with this post. Ideally cashiers all be perfectly sweet and patient at all times, but would just like to be treated decently. If you do this day in and out even with a smile on your face, you secretly want to punch people.

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            • This is why we hate you people

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      • It's also your job to bag things to the customers satisfaction and have someone check if a customer says a price rang up incorrectly, but you don't seem to give a crap about the aspects of your job that would make the customer happy. But I am glad to know you make sure you do the things that piss customers off correctly.

        It is also funny that you said regarding bagging "we are not retarded" because I have been to many grocery stores where they hire retarded people as baggers (yea, you're doing a job 15 year olds and retards can do). When my bags are overstuffed, or not double bagged, and they break, I am the one that has to pick groceries up off the pavement. When my cake is bagged sideways, I am the one that has to scrape the frosting off the box top. So yea, I won't say it in a rude way, but if you are bagging my stuff in a way I am not happy with, I will tell you how I want it done or do it myself. Unless you want to follow me home and fix the results of your mistakes.

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I agree with most of your complaints but you don't have the right disposition for a job like this. The cashier has to put up with a lot of shit from the customers in order to get their business and keep them coming back or you will no longer be needed and then you'll be sitting at home with the babies crying "mommy can I have this, mommy can I have that, all the other kids moms buy them XYZ, blah blah blah". Tell your boss you want to move into a different position at the earliest opportunity. If he can't accommodate your needs then start looking for a new job.

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    • Oh I am I just am ranting

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  • bucho's_butt

    One time I was drunk and I went to the store for some butter and this lady was holding up the whole line for a rain check on a bag of candy. She goes god don't you just hate people like me? I go yeah lady get the fuck out of here and move on. A rain check? Seriously? This isn't 1995. I don't even remember what the fuck a rain check is. God I hate people.

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    • Yes add this to the list!

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Working with the public sucks. I still want a better job too.

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  • noid

    I like the bring your own bags because they can be packed more fully and I don't have to make as many trips inside with groceries later. I don't like cashiers offering me a store credit card or rewards card. Eye rolling sounds like a good response to me. Maybe I'll try it. Thanks for the idea.

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    • Karma noid:)

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  • LittleGirlViciouslySodomized

    Although this is an educated guess I'd suspect this is a CuntDickleStick post

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    • Nope, guess again!

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I have worked in retail and i funking hated it.

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