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Can you fart sitting? or do you have to slightly lift your butt to allow the gas flow? personally..i'm too lazy to get up so i just force it out :))
That's very enlightening. Dude, you should be working for NASA or something!
I remember the one time that I didn't lift up. I was in grade school, and I was sitting on the marble countertop in my bathroom (naked). I strained to fart, and it popped LOUD like popcorn. It stung my ass so bad, I stayed home from school that day!
You're on thin ice there my friend, thin ice!
Remember, what feels like it may be a fart isn't necessarily 'always' a fart....
Keep traversing that 'forced fart' road and one of these days you may find that you've just shit yourself, loudly.
oh wow. Thanks for the laugh OP and those who commented above. Love you :D
i lift a cheek because i cant push it out otherwise. but if you ride a pushbike, you could use your farts for a turbo boost!