Can't function at work unless i drink

i'm not an alcoholic but its really hard to just get the motivation to do anything unless i'm at least buzzed. need at least a few shots of whatever i have at the time just to get started in the morning. bring a thermos of coffee and another of liquor to work. I work in construction bulldozing/ landscaping and the rest of my crew smokes weed, not my thing.

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Based on 58 votes (10 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    this is the booze equivalent of 'im not gay but...'

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    • SandyGun5555

      You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee.

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  • snarkygirl

    How do you not get fired for showing up drunk?

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    • TheCockRoach

      Not everyone that drinks gets drunk. I've been drinking on the job for years.... Wanna have sex snarykygirl? I have a big one.

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      • snarkygirl

        Not if your drunk they can't stay hard:(

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        • TheCockRoach

          I don't get drunk when I drink. Besides, that's whiskey-dick and I only drink EverClear 190 proof.

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          • snarkygirl

            Ok it's a date!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Another reason why I have zero intention of donating any of my organs.

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    • snarkygirl

      Did you know they are now trying to grow peoples own duplicate organs from 3 d shapes and cells? Frankenliver!!!

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  • thegypsysailor

    If I had a penny for every time I've heard an alcoholic say, "I'm not an alcoholic but" I'd be the richest man on this planet.
    You are definitely an alcoholic, there's no doubt about it.
    Chances are, with your attitude, that won't change until you seriously injure or kill someone, but hey, you have all the answers and through your alcoholic haze, they all make sense to you.

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    • SandyGun5555

      You want to cut off your leg because you believe in your mind you are an amputee

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  • seaturtle

    Sounds like an alcoholic to me. I mean you don't even wait to get off work, you take it as soon as you get up in the morning.
    Get help before it's too late. Alcoholic is a nasty way to be.
    Good luck. I hope you get yourself straight. Cause that's not normal for a non-alcoholic.

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  • Rats

    totally normal....for an ALCOHOLIC, albeit a functioning one. as a functioning alcoholic, i can honestly say that you need to stop deceiving yourself...YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC.

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  • gloryholeflasher

    I selected "normal", as it's totally normal for somebody who can't get through the the day or the job or whatever without being drunk to claim they're not an alcoholic, or to think they don't have a drinking problem. Why did you post this? What do you want from us?

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  • Bambi2015

    Yes u are an Alcholic the writtings on the wall. U need to quit cold turkey or go to a good rehab. Dont kid ur self u need help its only a matter of time till u lose ur job or hurt someone or kill someone or kill ur self are thoses consequences worth it ????? U need to be honest with ur self my husband was a function alcoholic and then became disfunctioning drinker he got to his lowest point and quit drinking cold turkey no rehab or anything he just said he had enough of feeling like crap everyday and stopped drinking then years later he ended up with liver cancer and died at 42 yes being a heavy drinker with cause cancer among other problems with ur health Do ur self a favor and stop drinking I wish u the best u can do it be positive and dont let things distracted u from kicking the habit

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