Butt flossing

Many people believe that dental floss serves only one purpose, but I have found an alternative use. While my girlfriend uses dental floss to floss her teeth, i like to use it to floss my butt. It feels so good between my cheeks, especially the flavored kind. The spearmint is the best, it makes my ass feel fresh and clean. (Though it does cause burning sometimes). I usually do this at night before my girlfriend and I brush our teeth. She doesn't know it, but when she asks me to hand her some floss it is actually the floss that I used to clean my butt. Essentially it is booty floss. I know its wrong of me, but I can't help myself and when I watch my girl floss her teeth with the floss from my buns, it makes me feel soooooooo good. How normal is this? How else should I keep my butt clean?

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Comments ( 7 )
  • Avant-Garde

    BO_OTY FLOSS?! Is there something wrong with your girlfriend's sense of taste and smell?!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Might as well brush your vagina dentata.

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  • peterr

    You are a first class prick. I would cut your nuts off!

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  • cigs

    its nasty man

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  • Legion

    funny, but I dont think that dental floss will actually work for your butt, but yeah, it will sting cause the floss can cut into the skin.

    if you want to be eviler, use a towel and give it to her.

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  • KatieLiz

    Fake

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  • dropbguitar

    you are either a comedic genius or you are a control freak and need some help because why would you give your gf that!!!

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