But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?

Yo ass know Dasher n' Dancer n' Prancer n' Vixen,
you know Comet n' Cupid n' Donner n' Blitzen,
But do you recall
Da most hyped reindeer of all
Rudolph tha Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a straight-up shiny nose
And if you eva saw dat shit
Yo ass would even say it glows
All of tha other reindeer
Used ta laugh n' call his ass names
They never let skanky Rudolph
Join up in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Chrizzle Eve,
Gangsta came ta say,
Rudolph wit yo' nozzle so bright,
Won't you guide mah sleigh tonight
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Then how tha fuck all tha reindeer loved him,
As they shouted up wit glee,
Rudolph tha red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down up in history
Rudolph tha Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a straight-up shiny nose
And if you eva saw it,
Yo ass would even say it glows,
And all of tha other reindeer
Used ta laugh n' call his ass names,
They never let skanky Rudolph
Join up in any reindeer games,
Then one foggy Chrizzle Eve,
Gangsta came ta say,
Rudolph wit yo' nozzle so bright,
Won't you guide mah sleigh tonight
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Then how tha fuck all tha reindeer loved him,
As they shouted up wit glee,
Rudolph tha Red-Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down up in history

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Comments ( 4 )
  • CuriousFruit

    Spinach.

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  • BlindSpot

    Cry me a river

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  • charli.m

    It's been done far better than your weird attempt.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i read this in a chav accent

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