Breaking it down for "am i gay" posters

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Tons of posts lately saying things like "I want to suck a cock but I'm not gay". "Is a 2 inch penis long enough?"

Here it is in a nutshell: if you are male and you want any part of a man to touch you in a sexual way, you are fucking gay. Live with it. Wanting men's bodies sexually is the literal definition of gay. There is no way around this! You want your dick sucked by a man? You gay. Want to be fucked up the ass while your wife watches? You gay.

And if you are unsure about your sexuality, you are fucking gay. The fact that you have to ask the question should tell you that you are in fact, gay. Stop asking us what you are because we cannot possibly tell you.only you can answer that. You gay.

Penis size: women enjoy penises between 4.5 inches and 7.5 inches. If your dick is smaller than this, then yes, you are too fucking small. Any larger and it's usually uncomfortable to them and they don't like it. Perfect size is going to be right at 6 inches for most. This is simply a proven fact with plenty of research yo validate it. Now you don't need to ask about it on here again.

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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    It'd be cool if there was no straight/gay/pomosexual etc and everybody just lived their lives, without spending years worrying about the right label.

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    • barefoot_on_the_sand
      5 years ago

      Agreed. Love is love is love is love.

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  • CDmale4fem
    2 years ago

    As for the person that posted this, is your opinion the only fucking opinion that is suppose to count ? I 100% disagree with your fucking gay opinion. Just because a guy has oral sex with another guy, maybe he is curious. Isnt "gay" as much as dating, sleeping with making out with, not being with opposite sex ? So I say they can be bi curious or bisexual. Theres A FUCKING DIFFERENCE DOUCHEBAG.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    The truth has been spoken

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    I do agree that asking if they're gay is a dumb question and it gets annoying. However even if what you said was true about them only having to want to try it once or only try certain things or only with certain people or if they questioned their sexuality at all, for them to be gay, then they still wouldn't actually be gay. They'd be bisexual! Pretty much every single person who asked that question on here was also attracted to girls, and that attraction was doubtless. So it's a stupid question because they're bi, not because they're gay.

    But even then, I wouldn't really call them bisexual. They're only as bisexual as the majority of people in the world. Bicurious is a far more appropriate term, at least until they've tried it and figured out what they like.

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  • bfus
    5 years ago

    Sexual orientation is a dynamic, multivariable process. It's not nearly so simplistic as you seem to believe. There are many different aspects, each of which exist on a continuum from same sex to other sex:

    Sexual Attraction: Who turns you on? Who do you find attractive as a real or potential partner?
    Sexual Behaviour: Who are your sexual contacts or partners?
    Sexual Fantasies: Whom do you enjoy fantasizing about in erotic daydreams?
    Emotional Preference: With whom do you prefer to establish strong emotional bonds?
    Social Preference: Which sex do you prefer to spend your leisure time with, and with which sex do you feel most comfortable?
    Hetero/Gay Lifestyle: What is the sexual identity of the people with whom you socialise?
    Self-identification: How do you think of yourself?

    A straight man isn't 100% gay if he has one gay thought, feeling, or experience - any more than a 100%gay man is straight for having a heterosexual one.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Bravissimo!

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    • McBean
      5 years ago

      That 20 comments in 6 hours. You're a chatterbox today.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        Um, okay... or I'm a painfully bored lonesome person who is trying to distract herself from the chores I need to do, and the errands I should be out running.

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        • McBean
          5 years ago

          I share your pain, my friend. The cooler weather has everybody thinking faster. IIN is the Chatterbox Cafe today.

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            I actually prefer cooler weather, and overcast skies to hot summer days. I will say that at least the Sun in Delaware isn't too bright. The skies here are more overcast not unlike the skies in the Houston area.

            Believe it, or not I sometimes miss Las Vegas. I miss the shopping, and I miss being in a 24 hour town, but I will never miss that awful dry heat, and the way the sun shone like a death ray in the sky. I miss living within 5 minutes of Macy's, Target, and Whole Foods just to name a few places.

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            • McBean
              5 years ago

              Good real estate prices, good buffet restaurants and quick access to LA for cultural activities too. Henderson has nice parks and schools.

              But you know what? Nobody's got Maryland crab soup like Crabby Dick's.

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand
    5 years ago

    We're all gay.

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      I'm certainly not gay. I've never had the slightest inclination to get with another man. To each his own, but I've heard people say in articles and psychiatric works that all men are at least somewhat gay, but not me. I find the act itself to be repulsive.

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      • barefoot_on_the_sand
        5 years ago

        When I say me I mean my friends and I.
        Peace bro.

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        • [Old Memory]
          5 years ago

          I see.

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