Boyfriend needs man farts?

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I know this is an odd question, but: is it unusual that I think my boyfriend should have man farts? He's constantly gassy which is fine by me, but to have little squeakers just seems sad. I almost feel like, for the smell and amout of times he passes wind, he should have real "i just farted loud and proud" farts - not little girl farts. Plus I don't kind that he farts, but they shouldn't be little ,squeaky farts.

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  • House
    14 years ago

    SERIOUSLY?Is this a real question?

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    • WordWizard
      11 years ago

      This is horrible. God ,I did not know these type of women existed.

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  • HappinessByTheKilowatt
    14 years ago

    what the hell?

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  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    I think it's a guy thing, lol.

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  • cgirl123456
    14 years ago

    Respect his butt for what it is.

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  • BigRedOne
    14 years ago

    Dump him, or just put him on probation until he can fart the way you want him to.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    But seriously how can men win? Most women want men who have good manners, you're upset because your man farts like a woman?

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    I bet you fart him under the table on a regular basis.

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  • WordWizard
    11 years ago

    You will a man very happy one day. Not today it seems. You get a blessing and you cry over it? What kind of women are you?

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    You sound like you'd find something negative about every positive situation.

    You and him are in a wonderful relationship, but you have to find something negative about it. In this case, his farts, I suppose.

    Gosh woman, just be happy for once.

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  • GaelicPotato
    12 years ago

    Hahahhahahahahahaa. Why do you even care?

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  • simpledude
    12 years ago

    buy him some skinny jeans and tell him to show off that tight ass next time he farts like a mouse.

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  • gowila
    13 years ago

    You should be happy his farts aren't loose that would mean there has been some anal opening someware along the line maby penis in the but

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    • WordWizard
      11 years ago

      *Butt* and a period at the end.

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  • FitGirl
    14 years ago

    Just out fart him and maybe he will relax. Teach him how.

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  • DJTEEL
    14 years ago

    i believe you need to get rid of this man immediately.men who pass gas like whistling tea kettles are generally psyco killers.a guy in my town killed 2 people last night and he used to pass gas to the tune of the theme song from married with children..i'm just sayin'

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  • PoisonFlowers
    14 years ago

    Hahaha! Such good story and comments. Squeaky? Oh gosh.

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  • mtnw
    14 years ago

    you are a funny girl! yes, the farts should match the man.

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Hmmmm... a tight-ass. Or do you think he is just being uptight around you?

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