Betty's tongue, iin?

Betty's Tongue was a sex toy molded after an old English woman's tongue named, Betty, after she won a tongue shaped dildo. It was a cherished item on the show, So Graham Norton. Turn it on and it wiggled like someone's tongue. It had four speeds! (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hzT5a_Orhcg) Is it normal that I wish that they sold Betty's Tongue in stores?

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Based on 21 votes (14 yes)
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  • Cuntsiclestick

    So you want an item that's not available in stores? Normal.

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    • seekelp

      I think that OP came at this post from the dildo angle to make it more interesting.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        So the Op orgasmed at this question from positioning him or herself on a dildo? But what good will that do?

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        • seekelp

          At the very least, they got an orgasm out of it.

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          • Betty's tongue is the source of all of my dream orgasms.

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          Can you guess which one it was? :P

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      • My only angle is that I long for Betty's tongue to caress my nether regions.

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  • RoseIsabella

    OMG, this video is awesome! I love how young Joan Rivers looks, I miss her so much!
    :-'(
    *single tear rolls down my cheek*

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    • Same here. You should check out her youtube series, In Bed With Joan. It's really funny.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks!

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  • sexysonofsam

    come sit on my tongue it is way better than Betty`s, I can roll it sideways!

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    • How many speeds does it have?

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      • sexysonofsam

        Its not the speed that matters its the manner in which i will lick, suck, slurp and nibble your pussy that matters, you will be in pure ecstasy within minutes!

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  • so you want the cops who raid your place to laugh when they find it? Normal

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    • Why would they raid my place? I'll have you know that I am a woman of the law!

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    • Shackleford96

      Why are the cops going to raid OP's place?

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      • I concur. I may act like I'm high but, they won't be finding any drugs during the raid.

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