Best ways to masturbate with pervertables(for guy)?

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Best ways to masturbate with pervertables(for guy)?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    no try lunchables instead

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  • TerriAngel
    4 years ago

    I dont get it.
    If your gay, then just be gay.
    Go get a boyfriend.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    The best way is not to. Sex toys are cheap just don't risk it. I've torn my ass shoving a screwdriver up there and also had to evacuate shit with an enema that hurt like a motherfucker. Even finger prostate massages have never worked well for me although some guys get along fine. I have a hard time believing any household item would be better than a hand for penile stimulation. But yeah, get a prostate toy online and spare yourself the trouble.

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    • Clunk42
      4 years ago

      Well, I didn't like that mental image.

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      • d0esnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Lol which one? Maybe I should add disclaimers before some of this type shit?

        Disclaimer! Weird shit ahead!

        I just got done with an enema and am about to buzz my ass with a prostate massage toy that I lubricate with my mouth while I watch porn of women drooling from ball gags until I have at least two orgams.

        Did it work?

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        • Clunk42
          4 years ago

          That mental image wasn't nearly as awful as shoving a screwdriver into your rectum, tearing youre anus.

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          • d0esnormalmatter
            4 years ago

            Well it sure felt better! Best thing I ever felt verses worst.

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