Best way to begin sex

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What beginning of sexual encounter would you prefer? A or B?

I would prefer if my partner...

A. touched and caressed my body before approaching my genitals

B. immediately touched my genitals without paying much attention to other parts of my body first

A (I´m female) 14
B (I´m female) 2
A (I´m male) 5
B (I´m male) 4
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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    C - climbed on top of the wardrobe, then disrobed (got undressed) then disrobed (jumped off the wardrobe) and then landed on [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] until the handle snaps off and we need a doctor to get it back out. :D

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      I have asked you not to discuss our sex life dappled.

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    • howaminotmyself
      11 years ago

      I'm pretty sure the OP wasn't asking for your masturbatory habits.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        But masturbation *is* my sex life. Please don't take that away from me. Or if you do, I'll make the 14th, 15th, and 16th [censored] above read "howaminotmyself's bicycle pump".

        Ha!

        P.S. Have you got that special attachment for umm, you know what.

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        • howaminotmyself
          11 years ago

          Was that you who left it in the middle of the room for me to trip over? Please clean it next time, that's just gross.

          And of course I have the special attachment. Who do you tink I am? Which reminds me, I need to pick up some lube at he shop.

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            I didn't *leave* it there. It just fell out. I think someone has been overlubing it. It's supposed to zing out itself once I'm fully inflated. :P

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            • howaminotmyself
              11 years ago

              Fully inflated? You really should come with a warning label: Do not over inflate. :P

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    All I can think of is one of John Cleese's lines from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life...

    "What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."

    <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/quotes" rel="nofollow">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085959/quotes</a>
    if you want to read the rest ;)

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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago

    isnt it much more fun to tease them till they want to explore first? just saying,

    that or choice C

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