Best new band name for fairly crap three-piece

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My band "Inbetween Names" quite obviously need a new name. I won the toss and get to be responsible for the new name. So, the new name will either be the most popular choice below (or the best alternative suggested). Original names only, please.

Dsmvwld 3
Hairshirt 7
Cumbelina 2
Those Stupid Fokkes 2
Ninja Nun Sluts Drink Hitlers Blood (part IV) 9
Eight Of Nine 22
We Are Hen 16
Peewee Barker's Happy Hat of Sushi 7
C20H25N3O 9
Trumpetsex 5
Tightrope Blowjob 14
Miffycide 1
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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    how bout ''fairly crappy three-piece'', has a nice ring to it

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  • BUGABOO-666-
    13 years ago

    +1 for Fairly Crap Three-Piece.

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  • HugeDong87
    13 years ago

    how about we really suck?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      Yay! You've heard us? Always nice to meet a fan.

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  • Boris1974
    13 years ago

    Call it the "Rolling Stools".

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    Call yourselves "the sharts"

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  • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
    11 years ago

    So it's official, we are now a band!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      So we are. My previous band, "Peewee Barker's Happy Hat of Sushi" broke up due to musical differences. I guess it's just me and you now. And we... are... hen! Hear us roar. Or rather, say bock bock begock!

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      • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
        11 years ago

        That could be the title of our first single! We need to start writing our songs right away!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          Are we going to resist the urge to cover the Birdie Song? Hmm... and also that "you say potato, I say potarto" song. We need original poultry-based melodies!

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          • Finding_Peace_In_A_Mad_World
            11 years ago

            We could cover any food related song we want. And I already got the first verse for our first song. Here it goes:
            Bock bock begock
            Bockity bockity bock
            We are hen
            And we are awesome
            We are chicken
            And we eat possums
            We are aware
            It's a rather odd meal
            But we are hen
            And you love to hear
            Us bock bock begocking!
            Bock bock bock bock

            I know it makes no sense, but then again we make no sense so it's alright.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              11 years ago

              I am slightly stunned! It's brilliant! This 18 month old post of mine was just a load of people snarking at my band names. Now the band had happened and we have our first hit! It's a dream come true. :D

              You know the advantage of our bocks? We can cover any song with "rock" in the title.

              We will, we will bock you!
              We're gonna bock around the clock tonight!

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  • LookSomeonesWelding
    12 years ago

    the Jump, GFB (Greatest F$#king Band), or go on like one of those random word generators and put two together.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Hahahaha trumpetsex is amazing!

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  • LittleLover
    13 years ago

    i like the ninja 1 QK

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I like the name fight the robots

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  • iceyangel13
    13 years ago

    How about Obsesive Compulsive :) sounds like it might fit if you are obsessing enough 2 ask the IIN ppl lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    You used band name maker, didn't you?

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  • DiscoDuck
    13 years ago

    Lucky Losers

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  • idon'tknow
    13 years ago

    These are all horrible.

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  • BlueAlice
    13 years ago

    Dsmvwld - simply because nobody would have a clue how to pronounce it!

    (Think !!!, whose name is pronounced Chk Chk Chk)

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  • b454
    13 years ago

    Munkeyjunk

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  • Uzzie101
    13 years ago

    Oh my god, bands pick the WORST names these days XD Why not one word that gets the point through? People will remember you that way!

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    • thetimeofyourlife
      12 years ago

      Exodus

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  • dogsdieinhotcars
    13 years ago

    What about Norfolk and good.

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  • wayfarer
    13 years ago

    All those names are shit, become a rapper.

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  • ingrid
    13 years ago

    what does 'we are hen' mean?
    you don't wanna have somehting too rude, because like if you get famous people might not want to say your name on live radio and stuff.

    i like th formula one, but it needs to be shorter maybe because no one will remember it

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    13 years ago

    It is a chemical, and a drug. But I really like the idea of people taking a long time to say it. Although I adore "We Are Hen", I think I might go for the chemical. If we're ever famous, you'll get mentioned in interviews, boop!

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago

    Call it The Fatass Fuckin' Furry Beasts!

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  • boopgirl17
    13 years ago

    Ha, ha! I voted for the one that looks like a chemistry formula, just so people will take forever to say the band's name. "And now, playing live is C20H25N30 - wow that's a long ass name!"

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I like Eight of Nine because it reminds me of the Seattle Seven.

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  • HugeDong87
    13 years ago

    Call yourslves UDA and openly support the loyalist movement in Ireland then the IRA will attack you and you can get your band on TV! Sure you might be dead but hey 15 minutes of fame is what really counts.

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    • Smurf1011
      13 years ago

      You're a sap

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    What about '3 Miles to Avenue'?

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