Being turned on by your partner's stomach noises? what?!
So for as long as I can possibly remember, I've had this strange fascination. When I would watch television shows and movies where a character's stomach growls or hurts, I would get extremely turned on, even as a very small child. In the beginning of every relationship I've been in, I've been the aloof one. I don't want to make a deep connection, I don't want to get intimate, I just want to be friends and have fun... And then one day while we're hanging out, his stomach starts acting up. Then I melt. I have been interested in guys I wouldn't have otherwise been into because I bonded with him over my fascination with his stomach growling. Why?! Why would I be utterly uninterested in a person one minute, and then absolutely infatuated with him the next over ONE stupid thing like that? A stupid thing that happens to every living human being on the planet, no less! I mean, sure, there is always some amount of vague initial attraction and existent friendship, so it's not like I'll lust over just any random stranger. But why this? I can understand some women changing their mind over a guy because he does or says something really charming, but me? My cute guy friend's stomach acted out because he hadn't eaten in awhile. Oh, wow. And then when I'm with them, I can't get enough of them. I always wanna cuddle with them, laying on their stomach and then getting turned on by the sounds and extra turned on by their reaction to them. I just don't get it and I don't know anybody else like me. Or if I do, they haven't told me because they're just as ashamed as I am. So am I alone in this? Is this as strange as I think it is?