Bats in the bat cave

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I'm pretty sure I have a new disease called massiveamountsofboogersinmynoseallthedamntimeitis. It seems that every three seconds there is a new booger in my nose so to resolve this I pick and flick. I've always got a finger up there staking a claim on gold prospects up there cuz my boogers form at the speed of light. I can't even use a damn nose hair trimmer because the mf gets clogged with boogers. I blow my my nose over and over and over and finally have my nose clean. Ill then turn and throw the tissue away and head out the bathroom door and to my surprise (I say surprise but I always know its coming) there are bats in the bat cave. Is it normal to have a never ending supply of boogers?

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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    LOL

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  • WhiteSheepOfTheFamily
    14 years ago

    Are you thinking there's going to be a day when the boogers stop, and there are no more? I mean, it's normal to keep your nose clean whenever possible (I'm a little obsessive), but you're supposed to have a little something up there.

    If they start falling out, though, that'd be awkward.

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  • jeepers_33
    14 years ago

    are they crusty dragons? it must be something in the air.....

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