Balloon shark scared me shitless

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So my birthday was yesterday and I had a good ol' party with beer and shit. My friend bought over this big ass balloon shark as a present for me and that fucker was pretty realistic looking. So anyways we were partying and I got shitfaced drunk and passed out at the top of the stairs. I woke up the next morning and saw the balloon shark hovering over my head. For some reason when I'm hungover I get REALLY paranoid. I that goddang shark hovering over me and I nearly shit myself. I jumped up and my big ol fat ass fell down the stairs. The shark hovered slowly down to the livingroom so I jumped up and ran to the front door and opened it, letting that beast out of my house. It flew out and into the neighborhood and the local dogs went BALLISTIC.

is it normal a balloon shark scared me like this?

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  • golden_showers
    9 years ago

    is this the way you treat your blow up toys??

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Sounds like this sort of thing happens to you all the time. If not a giant blow up shark, then a tiny blow up mouse?

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      His luck is quite poor.

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    • handsignals
      9 years ago

      What would happen if he pulled back the covers and found a life size blow up woman.

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      • thegypsysailor
        9 years ago

        I couldn't figure out how to do that one. Good job, I hope he answers you.

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