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I was on a date and we were talking and out of nowhere he interrupts me and says, “okay so can I kiss you now?” and I said, “ok... I guess?” So he leaned over the table, but he was straining and holding his breath like he was doing pushups and something smelled off after that, like cold cuts or cooked eggs.
He either shit his pants or shit in his own mouth, either way something's not right. I feel for you.
It probably would be except it doesn't sound like the kiss was awkward enough.
I know, too bad he didnt shit his pants during the kiss. That would be amazing
(sigh).
Did you not think about it?
The guy would join this site saying he was out on a date and shitted his pants during a kiss and is it normal?
THEN, THEN...
Someone (probably Rose) would say it is trolling.
I would step in and say it is quality trolling.
Then someone would accuse the OP of being DNM. Then he would get into an argument that it was not him. Insults would ensue.
Then you and I would be mocking the situation.
Boojum would step in with some deep philosophy.
If you kept nodding knowingly while reading this then you know that some of us spend too much time here and know the patterns.
I take care of my mouth so much.. brushing twice and my lips as well my I'll have a mouthfreshner.. I keep ready myself for kissing.
But the funny thing is
I don't have got any girl yet hehe he
This is why you brush your teeth before heading out when you intend to kiss a woman.
I know when I plan on going on a date or anything social, I brush my teeth. I get in there and brush BOTH my teeth whether they need it or not.