Australia is a fucking joke!

The Australian government just paid Coco Cola 22mil to keep one of their factories open.

Chinese Military did exercises in Australian waters without our permission just to prove that we are bitches.

Australia is fucked we are a bunch of weak ass bitches.

Yes, yes it is. 8
Give up on the greatest country on Earth 2
We won silver in Sochi...your right fuck it 1
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Comments ( 19 )
  • Aliceee93

    We are all fucked.

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  • Cheese123

    Yeah, the weaker countries need bigger friends. It has always been this way.

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  • Mister_Nobody

    Australia is where the UK will be in a couple of years. We have already started to crumble, and the januray 2014 wave of romanians will finish us once they settle in.

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  • dickwashington

    ive been seeing so much negativity towards australia on this site whats going on with you guys

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    • Maybe Australia needs to get it's shit together.

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      • dickwashington

        i mean from what you said paying to keep a factory open will keep employed and im not gonna mess with china either

        theres gotta be more tell uncle dick whats wrong?

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        • We pay one of the richest company's in the world 22 mil to keep one of their factories open and we let China 'cupcake' us and we smile and say thanks!?

          We are the geographical equivalent of a prison bitch.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    I know this isn't really relevant, it's a stupid question as and I feel I should know this myself but is it true that the Australian version of the bbfc/pegi won't allow games that are 18+ to be sold on Australian soil

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    • They just changed that rule last year so we got the 18+ version of GTA V. You don't have to cry for us.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Ah cool, as for your question, it's a beautiful, beautiful country but I'm afraid I don't know enough about the policies and details of the Australian government to give a true answer, this may sound slightly ignorant but I don't even pay much attention to UK politics

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        • kingofcarrotflowers

          I used to but it wore me down and pissed me off

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        • you could at least vote.

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          • kingofcarrotflowers

            I vote if there is a member of edl or bnp running as I want to make sure they don't get in, I dont want racist parties in my government.
            Other than that, Labour, conservative all of them, I don't have any faith for them to run the country, something needs to change

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  • anti-hero

    Greatest country on earth? I think Thailand might have something to say about that.

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  • dirtybirdy

    I like jokes.

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    • you are a joke.

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      • dirtybirdy

        You love jokes

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        • Only if they are funny...

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          • dirtybirdy

            -_-

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