At the zoo, why isn't there a human exhibit? is my observation normal?

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There are people everywhere at the zoo, maybe that's the human exhibit? But, I would like to see a human exhibit. It could be housed near the monkeys. Imagine this, you walk past the monkeys and you see these paleo-like people in a jungle habitat. Is my observation a bit strange or perfectly normal? Humans are mammals.

Don't you want to be in this exhibit? Free food. Free time. Get to swing form the tree ropes, sleep at noon, look cute for the public, get top notch care, and get in touch with your wild side. Its like a human nature preserve exhibit like those wildlife parks.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    The Galactic Federation has designated Planet Earth as a wildlife park. College parties are the best place to observe human primal behavior.

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  • Unimportant
    9 years ago

    If they provide internet into a zoo cage, I'm in.

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    Isn't the TLC station the human zoo?

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    It's called "Wal Mart".

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    They used to.
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_zoo

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    • sillygirl77
      9 years ago

      gasp... horrible :(

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    Sigh.

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  • edthenut
    9 years ago

    they used to have a freak show at the circus.It was the only way the people who were different could support themselves. but it became politically incorrect to do so. My neighbour's dad worked at a circus when he was young.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Come on everybody! Let's watch the humans hump and mate. Pfft. Humans are so primitive.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    Look around you nigga. It's free too.

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  • Schindlerww
    9 years ago

    Strip clubs, my friend, strip clubs

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Go to a gym. Or walmart...different types of exhibits.

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  • VirgilManly
    9 years ago

    Well I do enjoy throwing feces at onlookers.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Oh but we are.

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