Asexual
I've slept with both men and women just out of curiosity, and to be frank, both suck in the bad way.
I have no interest in your bizarre mating rituals, or your grossly self-indulgent overestimations of your physical attractiveness and intelligence. This is not to say I'm not possibly stupid and considered possibly unattractive by filthy mexicans, but you guys really do vastly exaggerate how great sex.
Is it weird to be asexual?