As a straight man would you rather have sex with a female ape or a man?

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As a straight man, would you rather have sex with a female ape or a male human?

Male Human 16
Female Ape 8
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  • Bigbone
    5 years ago | pl

    What a fucked up question!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago

    one must asks theyselves what possible chaina circumstances in theys life could lead to bein forced into that decision

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    • raisinbran
      5 years ago

      Accidentally stayed in the zoo grounds after closing. Things get weird once the kiddies leave.

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  • TerriAngel
    5 years ago

    Pitching, or catching?
    You're still playing the game.
    You fuck the female, or you are GAY.

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  • Tato
    5 years ago

    I don't see the difference. Both holes are gonna chafe.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    Is it protected?

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      It might be a good idea to bring protection like condoms just to...
      Wait, when you say "protected"...?

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      • IrishPotato
        5 years ago

        I mean condoms, yes.

        I asked because the apes have HIV.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    5 years ago

    Do we get to choose which species of ape?

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    • IrishPotato
      5 years ago

      This man knows the real questions.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Oh holy shit someone is actually thinking about it.

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      • JellyBeanBandit
        5 years ago

        I've spent the last hour comparing pictures of female chimps vs. female gorillas XD

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        • AnneFrank
          5 years ago

          I found a quality female bonobo! haha

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          • raisinbran
            5 years ago

            Since humans are considered apes, I'll take a human female. But the rest of you enjoy your sexy gorillas and bonobos.

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            Finally, the voice of reason!

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        • leggs91200
          5 years ago

          You ought to see the photo of some lady who was interested in my room mate. It looked like John candy trying to look like a woman who didn't practice hygiene this year.

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