Are your boobs the same size? what about your balls?

Life is about making choices, about comparisons, about taking sides. Yet, it is not always easy to do so.

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My left boob is bigger than my right boob. 4
My left boob is smaller than my right boob. 9
My left ball is hanging lower than my right ball. 16
My right ball is hanging lower than my left ball. 5
My left boob is democrat; my right is republican. 2
My left boob is republican; my right is democrat. 1
I have only one ball. 2
My left side is symmetric to my right. 7
I have other "issues" (comment below) 0
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Comments ( 13 )
  • RainbowDischarge

    My left boob is bigger than my right ball.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    What about an option for those of us that have even balls?

    Hell my balls are more symmetrical than my face

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  • kelili

    My boobs are microscopic. I wouldn't notice. :-/

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    • Brownblowout

      Sort of like mosquito bites?

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      • kelili

        Exactly :-D

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Yes, my boobs are the size of my balls, what of it?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    My left boob is an enrolled agent that does income tax for people on the weekdays and my right boob is an unemployed slob who can't seem to hold a job or drive a car for once in his life.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Nah, the right is a little bigger but still small. The great thing about having small and smaller boobs is when I dribble food out of my mouth it doesn't get on my shirt :D but sometimes gets on my shoes :(

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    • chained_rage

      And then it gets on your nerves :(

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      • dirtybirdy

        Under my skin :/

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  • regisphilbin

    i don't think it's possible for someone to have both boobs AND balls.

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  • AnomCo

    A normal human will not have the same sized boobs nor same sized testicles.

    Though with a woman it can happen that they have the same identical sized boobs but usually they won't be perfectly symmetrical. In fact they should not be.

    With a man he would have to have a condition for his balls to be the same size and hang at different lengths. There are many reasons why HEALTHY balls DO hang from different lengths and are different sizes (slightly).

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  • chained_rage

    My right wrist knuckle is more prominent than my left wrist knuckle

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