Are you socially awkward?

My palms get sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy. There is vomit on my sweater already. Mom's spaghetti.

Seriously though? Nope. Not one bit. I click in everywhere. Especially with strangers.

Nope I know how to please all of society with amazing conversation.

No. I am great at talking to people and most feel comfortable around me.

Yeah...

I can't even speak. Like, my voice won't even come out. Then, always smile when talking to someone that causes my shyness to show (I'm not that shy with people around my age and younger, though).
Then, once the conversation is over and I have to leave, I pull on the end of my shirt and start walking hella fast, while repeatedly mouthing the words that I have said to that person (if I feel incredibly awkward).

Usually. I have to want to be in a social situation, which is fairly rare, for it to go decently. Otherwise I'm a bumbling fool even more than I normally am.

Yes. I don't bother talking to people (half the time, they can't even hear me anyway), and sometimes I'm so absent-minded that when people try to stop me in public, I just keep walking until a few moments later when I think to myself "was someone trying to talk to me?" I tend to stay away from areas that are too crowded and I usually just have conversations with myself, sometimes with imaginary friends, usually in a daydream or something like that. When I was younger, I hid my face behind textbooks or looked away because I would blush if someone so much as looked at me - nowadays, I hide behind my hair if necessary.

No. I am what is referred to in the medical community as a party animal. Emphasis on animal.

Nah, I'm just too awesome for that.

In some cases. I don't like being in social environments all that much but when I'm in them or they come to me I tend to be pretty social...Although for some reason, because I don't speak much and apparently how I hold myself and how my eyes stare at things in a certain way...I look like a vampire...Which tends to be a Twilight vampire...So not as flattering as y'all would think. >_>

Quite often I would say, yes.

Extremely. Someone posted a test on here awhile ago, I scored 100% on Introvert. Lets just say it shows, externally.

I tend to laugh alot when it gets awkward.. I then realise that I look crazy oh well

I can't do small talk.

Yep. I suck at conversation due to trying too hard not to offend or piss off people. I also tend to overthink what I should say in certain situations due to my lack of certain emotions. Also, people scare me sometimes.

shyness