Are you prepared for the apocolypse?

I'm not necessarily talking about a biblical apocalypse. I just mean a breakdown of civilization due to warfare, social upheaval, famine, etc. This kind of thing has happened to every empire and great nation that has ever existed, and it will happen in the U.S. eventually as well, perhaps soon.

Are you prepared to sustain yourself when this happens? Do you know how to find food? Water? Shelter? Clothes? Do you know how to maintain basic hygiene on the run? Do you know how to defend yourself? Do you know how to improvise tools and weapons from common materials? Could you live in a vehicle? On foot? Could you? Or will you perish with the majority of unprepared dullards? Are you too attached to your bulky, heavy immobile material possessions?

Can you flee the calamity and fend for yourself?

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  • SoccerStud88

    i fucking can't wait for the apocalypse. This world is 90% shit.

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    • lease

      Official Vote: You'll live for YEARS. You have a negative attitude and when it happens, you'll turn into a badass.

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  • Oh wow...with all these questions that you're asking me I feel like you have a lot of 'inside info' on this stuff lool. But then again as I think about it I realize how unprepared I am.

    Well...I guess I'll try to pack nothing but food & water. Fuck clothes. The clothing that I'm already wearing is good enough...I'll dress up warm. I'll use household objects as weapons. I'll be on foot and I'll try to find good places to lay down in.

    However, with that being said, this is something that I'd like to think that I'd do. Most likely I'll probably be hiding in my bathtub with my laptop and phone trying to call as many people as possible. I don't think I would try to fight something like that.

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    • lease

      Official vote: You'd survive for 48 hours.

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  • Dreamboat

    All I need is my blankie..my blankie will save me

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      You will live for minuts

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      • Dreamboat

        F*CK NO!!! My blankie has supernatural powers brought on by a psychic. I paid the crazy lady to put a spell on my blankie in which it will protect me from harm if I cover myself in it.

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  • mateo

    why take off? y leave your home....where the hell are you going?

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    • lease

      Official vote: You'd survive for awhile because you wouldn't go out looking for trouble.

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      • mateo

        and i got plenty of corn seeds,and canteloupes.....and pot seeds....so when its harvest time i can get really high and eat a whole mess of corn and canteloupes.......awww crap...no running water? this is terrible...no electricity......im scared.......cough..

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        • lease

          So, you're going to plant corn and pot seeds - and hope it rains enough for them to grow. And you'll live on some canteloupe for a week before they rotted...

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          • mateo

            ohh man...man ohh man do i know alot..a FUCK LOAD..about my local geographic climate.....growing pot is my passion....so even for a weird stoner dude i know quite a bit about plants

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            • lease

              It's cool that you know a lot about the local climate. I was just asking what you were gonna live on while you were waiting for all the plants to grow. You said canteloupes. I'm saying they'd rot in a week. So whats your next food source?

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    • Away from people that would take your life to save their own, or away from the urban centers which would rapidly become desolate wastelands in such an event.

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  • Rhuarc

    Well I am sure whatever apocalypse you were talking about would lead to a biblical one.

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  • Sweetz

    I'd be such a coward and hide. Then eventually........... die of starvation. :|

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  • yes, id run to a hill preferably with chain mail fence surrounding a small power plant . at night with the moon and stars and climb the lookout and watch and wait. go ahead and fry me and just before it reached me i jump and laugh :)

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    • lease

      So...........you'd kill yourself on purpose? You REALLY suck at survival.

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  • Faceless

    All you need are guns, ammo, a kitana sword and a big stick with a nail in it in case all else fails and boom, the streets are yours. And whiskey. Cant go looting without whiskey.

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    • AnonymousCanada

      its Katana not kitana just for future reference

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      • lease

        Exactly. People that can't spell die first.

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        • dappled

          The OP is screwed, then. It's spelled "apocalypse".

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          • Katywompus

            Hey man!! Welcome backkkk!!!

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            • dappled

              Hello Mrs Wompus! With a K. :P

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      • shuggy-chan

        thank u, im japanese and i was going to yell at him for a second. xD

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    • lease

      Official vote: You'd survive for three hours.

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  • If the apocalypse happened, i know i wouldnt survive long. So i would kill as many people as possible. Lol i would loot stores and steal from the weak.

    I have alot of friends that own guns, we would start a gang and cause as much damage as possible. We would probably move from the hood to the suburbs, that way we dont have to deal with the gangs already in chicago. It would be easier to take out the rich people and steal all their shit.

    Most gangs would stay and fight for their territory, while my people will take over the rich, set up our base camp and stock up on ammo. Then wait for any intruders to enter our territory. We will torture and kill until we are all murdered.

    Lol but this probably wont happen. Reality is i will probably die first

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  • computasaysnoo

    Actually you're wrong. Many civilization simply moved on and modernized. There was never a definitive time that Rome "ended," it simply moved on. We can look back at it because it's been hundreds and hundreds of years since.

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  • ariannel

    I'm not at all prepared for such an event. We do have stores of food in the basement but thats it. No guns and no gear. We will die.

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  • imreal

    when it happens nobody will be prepared. you won't know. we'll all die.

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  • I've got a preparation.

    I call it, preparation H.

    SO,

    If I found out right now shit hit the fan I would push my gf off of the fucking bed waking her up.

    Pull the gun out from under my pillow

    Leave the news on and tell her to watch it (I don't have time to explain)

    I haven't been shopping this week so i'd need food

    I would go to the apt next door and bang REALLY hard.

    Shoot WHOEVER answers the door in the fucking FACE (i've never killed anyone so I best start getting used to it.)

    Grab anything I'll need. Guns, Food, Batteries, flashlights, etc.

    get back to my place. by now everyone should be informed

    get my shit together along with theirs

    then.. we'd need ammo... and lots of guns

    I'd go loot a gun store.

    steal an RV from the dealer up the road.

    Siphon gas from every other one I possibly could

    call my family members and tell then they need to be ready and meet me within 10 minutes. why? WE'RE LEAVING.

    Use what I got from looting that gun store to stick up people that had more shit than me and loot a military supply store

    after that I'd either make a non-stop break for Canada (i'd consider re-enforcing all the glass and venerable spots on the RV, if there were time)

    OR

    go to a cave we used to hunt near and I don't think anyone else knows of it. It's conveniently located next to a stream

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  • belbel000

    I'm going to become one of those anime characters who are able to run nonstop, jump over tall buildings, become unnaturally strong, and slaughter countless amounts of ppl.

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  • UsernameNotAvailable

    It depends on what we get attacked by. If it's nature I think I'll die.

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  • poojunction-r-us

    you an idiot.

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  • normalbroad

    im hella scared!!! :(

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  • MEHM1

    I know a good amount about survival in the wilderness, and me & my friends are a good mix. I'm a remarkable American Baseball player, mostly for pitching and hitting. Close combat/suppression. One of my friends has a few guns, and knows how to use them. Firearms specialist. Another is funny, and pretty balanced between everything. Morality boost. That's just three of us, and there's more people too. Just me and these two friends, when working together, would have food finding/trapping skills, human/predator suppression skills, plenty of people to carry supplies, and a good amount of logic and methodical thinking. Also, we have plenty of nonperishable food. To top it off, I'm the kind of person who's taller than average, but not the strongest; my advantage over a lot of people, though, is that I'm damn-near impossible to take down, and it's almost impossible to get me to panic, let alone feel scared. I'm calm and cool, and I've learned one of the best survival skills out there, which is one of the only things you'd need to know to survive: Don't do anything stupid. The only way I could see that I would die is if I gave my life to save someone else, or if the city I'm about an hour away from by car was nuked. This seems semi-unlikely, though, because by the time that happens, my neighborhood would have probably set out to the middle of a very unpopulated area. Also, if you live in, or get to, an island or chain of islands, you'll be pretty much safe forever, and away from the chaos in the rest of the world.

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  • Honestly not really, but I've read enough post-apocalyptic and dystopia novels that perhaps my subconscious would know exactly what to do!

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  • Juvu.Lotus

    DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK SOCIETY IS GOING TO COLLAPSE?

    SERIOUSLY?

    Come on, I know things are looking grim at the moment, but how can you be so black & white about everything? I can't believe I've stumbled across such a stupid, deluded and terror-stricken load of rubbish!

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  • SimplisticTranse

    I'll just beat the shit out of anyone who comes near me.. Problem solved.

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  • skyeracrystal28

    I'm not prepared at all. I'm too comfortable in my safe little world. If I survived, I'd call it lucky or blessed. I don't think I could do it on my own, though. If it ever did come down to that, I hope I'd have someone to help me.

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  • Jtm420

    Wow. At least there will be more food left for the rest of us After u most of u morons just die! Not a lot of you seems to be that ready- we've got just over one year!! Things u need-- actually, im not saying a damn thing, cause most of u are too stupid and wont deserve to live! ( and the people who know wtf they r doing, are prob. Laughing their asses off in agreement! I will say one thing however,- hope you dont plan on using the family lexus to skip out of the major citys!

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  • FireVixen

    Hell yeah im ready! I got my life time packs of candy and some drinks bring it on!

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  • XxDemonicaxX

    hell yeah im ready iv got preperations in plan i can shoot with any tipe of wepon with a bullet arrow etc i am so ready you should see my bunker lolol

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  • JazzboJackson

    cool

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

      Cool story bro.

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  • "The key to survival in an apocalyptic world would be to keep out of sight and avoid other humans at all cost."

    I have nothing more to teach you, grasshopper.

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    But let's talk guns for a moment. I like to keep things simple:

    - .22 automatic pistol: Extremely light and compact weapon and ammo. Can do anything with the right skills. Fewest moving parts of any repeating weapon; complete bag of spare parts fits in a sock and costs $20.

    - 12GA shotgun. Ammo available everywhere, and very versatile. Hard to screw up.

    - .357MAG revolver, 6" barrel. Fits comfortably on one's hip, but can take deer out to 70 yards or so. Not too harsh on small game, especially with hard cast bullets or FMJ's. Can chamber .38SPECIAL ammo, which is everywhere, and, if you have basic reloading gear, can use bullets pulled from 9mm and .380 ammo, as well as 000 buckshot balls. Ammo is very lightweight for a center fire; about the same as .223.

    - Rifle in 30-30, 7.62X39, .308, etc. This would be a go-to weapon for both big-game hunting and defensive use. It is best for it to be in a common cartridge.

    Me, if I had to go it on foot, I'd probably just take the .22 and the .357. Where I live, you don't often get shots at game much outside handgun distance.

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    • JazzboJackson

      you have a problem cowboy

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  • lease

    Official Vote: Last sentence is very true. You'd live for a good long while.

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  • Probably not; I don't really think I'd want to survive it either.

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  • Depends on the situation. If danger is litrally just a few minutes away then I would get a bag, fill it with about 3-4 of canned food, a pan to cook the food, some form of heat to start fires (lighters etc), a bottle or two of water, a knife to defend myself, and dark clothing for when I need to get supplies at night time.
    Once I'm out of direct harms way, I will then look for a place to rest (because I would be at long traveling distance) for about three to four hours. After that I will continue to travel to find a place that is least effected and noticable that has resoursed for food and water. Obviously during my travels I will stop at many other places that aren't as safe so that I can rest to move forward.
    I don't have anything big that would make me lose time because of the weight of carrying it.

    I would probably end up stealing a boat to find am island that has no one else living on it or very few people living on it. Either that or I would live constantly on the move.

    I'm not sure if what you mean by this is that everyone is against eachother, the law is picking off people one by one, etc.

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    • "3-4 of canned food"

      Canned food is extremely heavy. you should not even considering carrying any food that has any moisture content. Four cans of soup would weigh as much as 30 packages of ramen noodles (just a guess, but you get the idea).

      "a knife to defend myself"

      Just pray you have not brought a knife to a gunfight. For sure, the best way to deal with hostile or dangerous people is to avoid them. But if you are even remotely serious about self defense, get a gun.

      Even a .22 pistol would be better than a knife, in my opinion. One .22 solid to the head, or 3-4 hollow points center-of-mass will take out most anyone. For hunting, I'd even take it over a bow. It's flatter trajectory would make it great for small game, and hitting a deer in the head with a good pistol is no more difficult than a chest shot with archery tackle. Such a weapon is very lightweight and compact, and the cartridge even more so. 500 rounds of .22 ammo would weigh about 3.5 lbs, and cost as little as $20. Something like this deserves a place in any emergency bag.

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      • lease

        Realistically, of course you'd have a knife, but probably wouldn't use it as a defense weapon, unless you're well trained in such things. I don't mean "trained" because you watched Chuck Norris do it.

        Definitely agree with a .22 as a primary weapon if I could choose only one, but I'd grab an older Marlin or something that has looser tolerances so that I could go through a thousand rounds without cleaning. Even my Ruger 10/22 will start to gum up after a couple hundred rounds.

        Food can widely vary depending on the situation. I would depend on what brought about the apocalypse. I have assume that it's very quickly every man for himself, so I'd have just a couple hours to put together a "go" bag. Certainly some Ramen noodles, protein powder. While everyone's breaking into grocery stores and gun stores, I'd be at the Honda dealership stealing a dirtbike. I'd be sure to pick up a street-use, spark-arresting muffler....bolt that bitch on there real quick - and be gone. I'm guessing the interstate would be jam-packed initially, so I'd wait it out a couple days in an old abandoned house (several around me, no one would go there looking for food) before scooting along the abandoned cars on the highway.

        I've done enough outdoors survival to get by on finding my own food. I know a few snare trap designs. Water is a big-y, but I've got a pretty good hiking filter system, so hopefully streams and creeks could supply this - and would be a good location to "find" food.

        One thing I rarely see in survival packs (and I've seen a lot), is basic broad-spectrum antibiotic. And a few tubes of antibiotic ointment. You might be able to survive everything - but if you get a cut and it gets infected - you're screwed. If you get pneumonia and can't treat it, you're screwed.

        Last thing is vitamins. You won't be able to get normal nutrients for an unknown amount of time. Vitamins are essential. If you eat only Ramen or protein replacements, eventually you will have vital nutrient depravation - and that's not pretty.

        There are good arguments for seeking a new home in the country - or on an island - or anywhere. The most important thing to survival (to me) is to have a friend, preferably an attractive female who's got whit and kindness. You're gonna need someone to talk to eventually or you will go nuts....and it would be nice to procreate so you can start the next generation.

        That's not everything in a nutshell, just a few key ideas.

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      • Yes, I get what you mean. I'm pretty strong and I'm good at endurance, I would be able to carry that ammount. Besides, I was speaking on what I have in my household, I don't think I have noodles in my house at this present time, although you do give a good point that noodles would be better. I'm not sure how long noodles last for but canned foods last a long time.

        I would avoid danger at all time, I would bring a knife more for killing the people in a stealthy manner if and only if I needed to. I would avoid any conflict and would only engage in conflict if there was no alternative. If it was a gun matter then I would have to be stealthy, which is why I said knife because it wouldn't make a noise and I would be more likely to survive by taking out someone silently instead of making everyone aware of my pressence. Also, a knife can come in handy for alot of things, which was one of the reasons I picked a knife.
        I live in the UK, getting firearm weapons here is extremely hard, I was merely speaking of a realistic point in my position.

        If I lived in anywehre but the UK then you would have a really good point, in a way, you still do have an extremely good point. But it's hard for most to get a gun in the UK. Perhaps I should of mentioned my location at first.

        I agree on the bow thing, but I don't have one and it would be a while to make a proper one with arrows. I would have to do the bow thing after I got out of harms way and in a safe area.

        If I did have a gun, I would use it only when really needed and would stick to a knife. Gunfire would be rather noisy and would attract even more attention. I would always have the gun ready to use, though.

        I'm really good at being stealthy and silent, I think I would be better with a knife and a few stones (to distract people by making them focus on the area I fling the stone because of the noise) if needed to take down people.

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        • You're right. In the UK, only the SERIOUS criminals would have guns. You probably wouldn't have to worry about a firefight too much.

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  • Out of all the places that could experience "turmoil", the US would be at the bottom of my list.

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    • lease

      Official Vote: Ideological people die first. Sorry.

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    • A Roman would have said: "that could never happen here, our empire is far too powerful and sophisticated". Then the Visigoths, a bunch of barbarians, strolled right in like they owned the fucking place.

      The U.S. Is very vulnerable right now because it's economy is basically pulling a "Wile Coyote". You remember him from loony tunes? You remember how he would walk off of a cliff, but not fall until he realized his predicament? That's the U.S. right now. It's already screwed up; the repercussions are coming no matter what the next president does, and they will be serious ones.

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    • wigsplitz

      Also, most people here have no clue of the geography of the US. They have no clue how to navigate, or know anything about weather. They don't know where the different states are or the geographical features that would be vital to know. Yes, people here are THAT dumb and have NO resources.

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    • wigsplitz

      Not so. People here are so ignorant of how to survive without society. If it were gone all of a sudden, people would NOT know what to do. You'd have idiots going wild for a while thinking things would come back to normal, wasting precious time and resources. You'd literally have people stealing (looting) things like TV's as readily and as often as food. People would kill valuable people (people who know how to survive and have resources) to survive for an instant rather than thinking ahead for long term and using their skills.

      People here are so dumb.

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      • JazzboJackson

        tru

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      • lease

        Official Vote: Realistic points of view - you'd last awhile.

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      • It's happened in this country several times already, but only on local levels in response to disasters and civil unrest. People who think it can't happen are dead wrong, and will soon be dead fools.

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  • kismetie

    I'd probably die. Let's say this stuff goes down and my house get's burned down in the process by crazy rioters, I doubt I'd get far with just my car, seeing as I've seen enough movies to see you can't just waltz up to the gas station and get gas in a crisis. I do however have weapons. Household items, golf clubs, guns, and ice picks. Do I know how to use them? Another story . . . I'd probably just try and keep as low of a profile as possible and look for food and water at night. But I'd probably go insane first so yeah :p

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    • You'll do well.

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    • lease

      Official vote: mmmm....yeah, you'd die. But I like your creativity.

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  • wigsplitz

    I'm building an ark. With machine gun ports. Good 'nuff?

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    • lease

      Official vote: Sounds good, but you'd die. That ark won't be built in time.

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      • wigsplitz

        I was a joke. I know how to survive and I have the means. I have a large knowledge base, and references, on anyhthing survival, I live in a VERY hostile (geographically and weather) rural area. Anyone who COULD get here, likely wouldn't HAVE to. I mean, yes, some people would trickle in of course, but they'd easily be disposed of. Many of my neighbors are the same way, they can take care of themselves and would also be on guard for intruders looking to steal or harm locals. If my neighbors who had firepower were in need, I'm sure most if not all would be smart enough to trade or otherwise amicably benefit rather than just come in and kill everyone and steal a temporary supply. There'd be enough people to kill for sport, they wouldn't be looking to do that to a valuable neighbor. Many of our locals have already thought about this, and are prepared, and already are trading with other locals. It would be a great shock, yes, but people here are prepared better than most others. It wouldn't be like being in a city, or even a town for that matter, where no one has any long-term or even immediate resources (water, heat, etc).

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        • JazzboJackson

          shut up

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