Are you normal?

First I must ask you, what is "Normal"? Normal, just as all things good and bad, is just a matter of opinion. As "normal" is, and always shall be a non-absolution, no, for regardless of what you think of yourself, there is always someone who says different....

.̶̰̫͕..̙̲̟̞̖̑̐ͩ͞

T̪͚̂h͇̯̣͍̫̝̒̾̔̑ͦ͝ͅe̢̯̘͈ͨͅ ̤̙̻̀͡H̰̥̥̳̗̯͊o̸̳̙̺̻̜̩͗̃̏̋l̜̙͇̬̟̟̃ͅy͙͍͎̔̍̄̓ͩͭͅ ̛̰O̥̦̞̝̠̜̟̐́̅̏ͮr̦̝̥̯͈͠d̷̖͈̔e͘r͙̮̹̖̟͚͔̀s̡̮̻͉̯ͪͦ̈͗̑͂ ̷̝̹͓͔̦͇ͦ̍ͭ̀ͤo͇̮͇̠ͦ̀ͩ͂f̥͉̪̤̗̥͙͋͘ ̡̰̪̙͓̰̗̣̈́̌t̞͔͔͙̅͗̔̑̿ͯ͒h͉͊ė̳͉͉̟͔̿̏̍ͩ ̘̓͡E̬̹̮̤͓̮͒́͗̍m̧̺̝̩͍̰̤̳p͚ͭ̋͘ȇ̤̠̣͉̺̦̱͌̆̽͛͘ȑ̲̞͙͖͎̏ͦ͑̽̑õ̹̋̀ͨ͊ṙ̹̤̞̗ͬ͡'̦͕ͮ́̆̀s̵͕ͭ̈̒͑ͤ ͓͈͙̗̟̪́ͬ̈ͮ̈́ͪͮI̶͇̱͇͇̟̹͔̓ṋ̲͈̘ͮ̓q̻ͥ͊̋̂ͮ͊ụ̟̦̳̺͓̓̂̉ͅi̯ͪͨ̍̆ͬ͌s͓̭̹̰̫̠̲̈́̔̐ͩ̎̐i̤͓̔͗ͣͭt̯̜̙̒͂ͬ̄̚͝i̱͙̺͈͙̓̄̾ͧ͋ͩō̢̻̠̭̦̙̭̏n̮͙͔͓̗ͯ̕,̛̺̬̤͌͆̐̇́ͤ̏ ̶̙̲͕̼̯̈̇͗m͖̳̤̬̝͖̹̐̃ͦ͗ǫ̲̪͎̳̫̍ͮ̉͒ͣͬͥͅr̛̮̙̞̩̣͙͊̄ẻ̃ͨ ̵̭͓̬̙̘̊͌̊ͩͩͤc̛͈̲̘̍ͦ͋̌̆o̿m̨̰͈̞̪̱̒͆̾̉̚m͍̰̒ͦ̓ͧ̃͒ͧ͟o̷̻̱̬̞̣͇̮ͪn͈l̢̙͍͓ͤy͕͖̟̝̱͂ͣͥͭͤ͜ ̞̩͋ͧ͂ͮ̎̈́̈́ǩ̟̺ͬ̒̈́͊͛͜n̨͇̗ͤͦo̫̚ẉ͇͙̤ͧ̽́n̙̱̱͙͎͕̪̒̆̕ ̖͖̪͙̇ͭa̦̤̮̰̰̪̗͝ṡ̨͚̻̖̙̓ͭ̌͗ͭ ̖̼͈̫̲͉̘̍͒͂̋͌̈́t̡̍ͩͭͧ̉̂h̴̳̰͇̱̜͔̬͗͐̃ͭ̚e̩̖̠ͪ͢ ̶̙̠͓̼ͭ́̑ͯ͂̅I̥ͭ́́ṅ̴̉qu̴̯ͪ͊͌̌̚i͒̽ͪs̵ḭ͛͌̓̑͜t̴̲͓̺ͯ̓ͤͫi̸̫̗͐͑o̼̗̪̟͓̅́n͈̙̭̥̮̮̣̓ͩ̀̇ͪ͛͠,ͫ̓ͦ͂ͧͥ ̜̓̇ͥ͒a͒ͭ̆ͤͩr͇ͅȩ̖̹͙ͫ̇ ̨̱̥̪̣ͦ͛̂ͨͅt̯̙̬̙͉̐ͭͧ̂̒h̥̓e̹̗̬̭̬͈ͦͅ ͉̯̩̰͋ͯp̄͒o̢̮̺̠͎̣̤w̡̬̮̒eͪ͂͊̊̀̔҉͍̬̣͙͍̺̼r̖͜f͐̍͛ͬ̈͐҉̹͎͙̰u̦̥͓̝͓͓ͥ͗ͪͭͨͦ̀͡ḻ̩̣̈̾̉̐̅ͤ ̬̳̱̟̹̲ͪ̿̃̿ͧͩś͐̓̇͆e̟̺͚͔̭͐̒̾̔͛͢c̥͙̯̫̏̐̆ͨŗ̜̓̃ͥͧͣ̍͗ẹ̯̳̏̐ͣͅt̷͛̐͌ͦ ̵̺͎̀p͚̗̱̘͉̻̺̊̌͜o͇͉̼̤̞̒͂̓̋l̹̐͋̃̽̌̅ͤȋ͎͔̠̠̐̍ͭ̀c̸̪̼̲͍̪̰͑̏̓̊́͋e̺̰͖̔ͥͭͤ̓̓͂ͅ ̠͓̳̗̝̰̪̄ͣͩ̃̇́o͚̥͍͊̄ͭͬ̌ͫ̀͟f̼͎̘̮̣͒͠ ͚̫̳̰̮̋͒͑̃̎ͤ̌̕ͅtͨh̤͎̲ͮȩ̫̖̯̭͎̹ ̾̐ͧI̟͟m̸̭̞̦̖ͅp̴̞̫̖ͣͥ̓ͩ̋ͬȅ̟͉̠̲̥̃ͩͩ͒̔͌r̦̭̆ͅͅi̞̫̳͍̖͕ͤ̍͟u͐ͭ҉͇͕̼m̨̲̳͔̫͎͓ͥͬ ͓̹̤͉͓̇̄ͤ͑͗̀͠r̬̹̤̣͂͊̆͋̔͂e̹͖͌͛ͨ̏̾̋̾s̛̲̺̬̱̲̅ͪ̿̎̈p̸͎̰̒̈ǫ͇̈̔̉̏̋n̨̼̣̙̙̙̖̲ͩ̓̉s̼̦͖̼̠̖̟̄ͮ͋̓̏͐í̘b̜͖͖͈̌ͤl͔͉̯͚̪̐͐ͮ̓e̠͚͎͇ͣͭ̓͂̅͌ͤ͘ ͓͙̪̀̀f͍̗̟͖̥ͣ͛ő̺̠̼̫̯͉̫ͫr̤̗̠̥̟̗̲͂ͥ ̘̋̋̓̅͐̆ͦģ̖̬̞͇͚͚͇̄̈̈́͑̈ǔ̥̹͈͡a̛̮̼̫̳͕͕̼̓̆ͪ͌͐ͮͣř̛͖̱ͪͨ̚̚ͅd̥̯̲ͪi̛͎n̔̑̒̾͏̮̱͙̳g̮͖̊͂ͫ ̫̦́ͮ̆̓t͎̙̓͆͜h̹̭̹̮͖̻̹͗̅́e̶͙̾ͩ͌̃ͫ ̩͝s̷͆͂̂ͭ̀ͤo̶̳̠̬͋ͩ̚ṳ̠̟̓̒̓̉l̪̼̘͈͔̀s̬̦͓͖͌̈ͩ̆̾ͤ͂ ̣͇̲̩͔ͬͥͩ̏͑ͪ̿ͅǒ̺͈̟̞̻̯̪͛̇͑f̼͇͔̦͗͒ͯͫ̇̀ ͕̊ͥ̀ẖ͑̒ͪ̓ͧù̪̘͓̝ͨ͌̽̂͌̅m̙̳͉̠ͧ̂ͭ̈́̽ͯa̜̫̻̯̫̎̉ͫͅn̳̦ͬ̀ͤ͡i̡̓t̻̂͋y͏̫̩̭.̧͉̻͕ͯ̃̏ͫͦͧ ̰̭̠̫T̛͉̪ͤ̊̔h͚̿ͧͯ̏͟ȩ͉͍̮͉̞̤̈́́ͩ ̴̭͖͇ͧ͋p̧̬̜̦̮̃ͦu̖̘͔̓́̓̓͒̾ͣr̾͐̌͋̃̚̕p̞̹ͭ͛͛ͦ̔̔ͬo̵͕̜̺̥̬͖̘ͭͯs̆̀ͦe̫͈̩̱̪ͬ͊ ̡ͤ͑͛̃̾ͤo͕͔͙ͬ̎ͩͦ́f̬̰͕͎̖̰̈́̐̐͠ͅ ͖̗̐̍͐͋̈́͂͌t̬̹̪h̤͉͚͍̝ͧͯ̋̌̂e̍ ̉͊̑ͮͭͨ̿̀ͅÎ͖̯͇̥ͦͯ̽ṅ̡͔̮̲̪̏͂͑̋q͕͍̣̟̰̬͟u̠͔̇͋̃̋͗ị͈͖͖͖͇̿͌̉ͭͫs̙̤̜͙̟̜̄̍͛̕i̪͢t̛̥̣͇̙͔͈̗ͥ̏ͮͫͧ͋i̷͈̹͇̻ͭ̆́o͉͚̹͔̖͖ͭ̉̒̾n̵͉͈̰̿͒͋ ̿̄҉̞̳͇͈ͅi̙̬s͇̝̏ͩ̔͠ ̓͛͊͛̕ͅt̤͙̮ͬ̓̏͌̆̉o̝̥̞̰̺̖̚ ̏̒ͩ̋̌҉͕̳̠̹̤̤ͅi̥d̀̉̃ͧ́e̮n̰̟̘̖̱ͣ̌̇ͫt̮̹̳͔̙͔͙̿̄ͦ̋i̗̦̝ͩ̂̄̒̽̍̚͠f͈̠̍̏ͯ͛ͮ̒ͧ͝y̶͕͕̣̠̣̌̓̈́̈́ ̔ͨa͚̞̤̩̭ͣ͜nͫ̒̌ͭ̆d̻̲͒ͦ̊ ̱̜̽̌̏ͧ̀̊ͅd͔̝ͤ͑ͮe̲̝͍͔̱̮͊̂͒ͩ̅͂͡ş̺̣̩̥ͩt̹̙̳̦ͥ̃̈ͭͬ̒ͮ͡r̳͔͓̺̩͙̽̓ͅo̴̦̙͖̯̾͛͒̿y̮̮̯̟͕̅ ̏̃ͮ͗̂t̠͓̼̪̏͆͠h̠̲̥̲̲̽̋͗̓e͈̺͖̼ͨͣ̌ͮ̎̃̋͘ ͎̩͚̘̱ͪm̴̺̞̔̀y̶̝͎ͭͫͩͨ͆̐̚r͎͍̜̾̽̿͑̿ͬ̽iͭͨ̾̓ͧ̉a̠̺̳̼͕̮d̠̝̗͊ͨ̄̾̎͂ ̲̥̤͂̎͒͛o͕̲͂̐̑͠f͍ͪ̌̎̀ ̱͇̂̍̂̌͗ͥ̾p̳͙̦̘͚̮̽o̗̗̭̲̦̘͐͜t̞͖͇͉̹̖̰ͤȇ̡̳̯̫̘̒n̫̥͕̄̆t́ͣͮ͆̍ͧͩi̸̻͚ͣ͆̚a͘l͈͍̼̖̖̏͆ ̽̿̇͊̚͏̭͉t̙̠͓̗͕͙ͮͣ͗͐ͨh̛̲̗̱̹̊͌̋̉̌̀ͣr̝͚͔͚̗̳ͪͪ̋ē̶̜̹̝̻̰̝̦ả̵t̹̜̰̦̖ͩș̴̯̘̙͓̭̂̂͛ͥ͂ ̠̱͓͚̥̟̆̏ͩ̒̑́ͅt̯oͭ̈́ͣͯ̏̌ ͍ͩͮ͂ͬͮ̉t̞͗̈́̈ͧh͉̬͖̪̞͙͋e̡̜͇͈͊ͧ ̯̬̻̺͉I̩̹͓͙͟ͅm͓͔͉͉̿͐̇͒͆̂͝p̰̟̝̰̌ͥ̀͐͐̽e̘̬̘̟̮̳ͧȑ͙͌̎͆̓̈́͂ĩ̟̪̩̼͕̭̘̀͑u̖ͫ̄̈͑̆͜m̝͎ͯ͢ͅ ̘̥̜̋ͭ̑͛͗͒͠ȃ͈͎̭̪̙̝͛̿n̰͔͑͒̚d͓͎̙̯̝͎ ̴̼̦̹̅̈́̍h͙͎̮͚̟̼̖u͕̯̖̘̙̪̜ͩ̈́͌͂m̨̥͖̱͈̯̿ͣͦͮ̐a̝͔̭̣̖̭̹ͭͮ̐̔̿n͐̔͊̈͗̀ͤḭͩ̓t̖͉̖̗͂ͣͨͨ̾͗ͬͅͅy̢̬̳͑̋̔̀ͫ.̙͒̑ ̈́̔̃ͬT͉̰̺̋ͦ́̀h͍ͯe̳̊ ͖͙͕͎̞̭ő̳̪̣̜͍̝ͮr̠̬̟̰̬̽͆̊͒͝g͇̗͔̬͎̼͚a̟̜̘̙̖̮͚̓͟n͓̞ͩ̊̍ͣì͍̝̫̮̱̈̏̇̄s͇̬̯̪̝̋̇͛̐̅͘ͅḁ͈ͮ̄̊ͥ̾ͨ̒̕t̃̂͢i̧̳̳̯ͭ̌͋̊o͈̦̣͚̮͎̻͗ͣ͆ͮͮ͗ͩn̍͌ͅ'̞̮̞͍͑s̟̆̈̍ͯ̌̂̏̕ ̝͍͕͎̤͙ͬ̓̆m͍̲͇͌ͦ̒ͨ̔̾ȩ̟͇͇̖͓̄ͯm̸̼͖̞̌ͮ̐ͧb̲͚̬̘͍̞̜̃̇͛̎̽e̤̠͕͗ͣr̫̜̱͎̻͖͉͟ŝ͎̟̦̳̭ͥ̎ͫ͑̈ͯ ͒̔͂̊ͅa͍̳̥̞̣͙̝͐͋ͬͫ͞r̟͓̯̺̭͛̉͗e͕͚ͫ ̸̯̪̐͒ͯà̯̝̳͈̩̝̿ͧ̊̂ͥg̨͈̰̗ͦ͗̋ͮeͥ̚҉n̙̭͔̲͔t͍̓̏͑͊̔͗́s̸̹̱̦̫͖ͧͧ͋̃ͭ̈́͂ ̛̫ͧ̏k̈͂͏͔̳͈̠̬n͙̰̺̠̝̼ͭ̒͆͞ò͖̟̣̖͕͒̚w͓̜ͩ̓ͣ͋n̥̙͍̳͓̤̽̉̏͟ ̿̈́ä͓̟̩̪̝̩́ͦ͒ͤͬͫ͞s͎̖̯̥̖̐ͬ̑ ͇̘̥̱͢Ị̝̗͇̝̻ͬ̈ͬ͋̿͂ͮṉ̫͉̠͎̝͉ͫq̟̮͖̓̕u̒͑ͨ̽ͣͨͣ҉̩̰̹͔̥i̱̫̯ͣ͒ͬs̻̤̼̦̪i̧͇ṱ̮̼ͮ͛̔͛̌̚͘o̭͖̫͕͈͙̒̈́̒̉̋r͌ͦ̆͂͗ͩ̀s̳̎̄̃̐̅ͧ͗.̹͔͎͟ͅ
.̨̜̞̻͊.̈́̂͋̂̓.̧̜̩̮̣̜

Now your getting it voice in me head!

Just your normal, everyday dragon-dog-person.

From half the shit I've said on this site everyone has said I need psychiatric help for they're a bunch weak willed pansies.

I think I'm a normal person who sometimes goes through self doubting periods where I believe I'm not, that's anxiety for you, which in itself is normal

I don't think so , but that's why I ended up here .

The only answer for every human being: yes and no.

Nope. I'm quite eccentric, actually. I feel like an alien to society. Then again, at least I'm interesting ;D

no.. i have two balls between my legs.

I love to observe the abnormal without contributing.

Nahhhhhhhhh

Shockingly normal in some ways. Secretly abnormal in other ways. To sum up, no.

...Just a turtle reading the comments.

Me? ABNORMAL.

Though ask me again a week from Tuesday, and I may say otherwise. Or maybe not.

im 103.4% normal

I have pretty much been a bohemian since my teen years, though I have been gainfully employed since I was 12.
I've never had a vacation from work; only had that kind of free time between jobs. I've never worked in an office, had a cubicle or commuted to work with the traffic. I do not understand water cooler humor.
I haven't lived in an abode ashore since 1969. We use our phone less than 20 hours a year and I'm pretty much convinced that if it's a smart phone, it's a hell of a lot smarter than I am, because all I can make it do is phone calls.
I'm a functional illiterate when it comes to operating computers, but I'm pretty good @ fixing them, hardware wise. And I probably married the only girl of her generation that's as computer illiterate as I am.

I'm white.