Are you ever disgusted by your own farts?

yeah, sometimes my farts are nasty! 266
no, my farts never smell that bad. 122
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  • dappled

    I once managed to make my friend vomit. It's one of the proudest moments of my life (we were outdoors AND it was windy).

    Generally they don't smell, though. Which is a shame. I'd love to be able to produce incapacitating gusts on cue. Especially around muggers.

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  • wigsplitz

    One day I was having particularly bad smelling farts, real bad. So...I was driving the car home with my mom and brother as passengers and I felt a big one coming on. I put up and locked all the windows and farted. I couldn't contain my laughter, and they thought I was insane, untill the smell hit them, and they tried to put their windows down but couldn't. It was about 13 years ago and it's still hilarious to me.

    To answer the question though, no I'm never disgusted by my own farts, BUT sometimes I feel some empathy for anyone exposed to them on certain days. Unfortunately it's not often that they are rancid. I've actually googled "how to make farts smell bad" before.

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    • dappled

      I just love you for this!

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    • Allistalla

      Are you kidding ? thier is a link for that your joking tell me this is a lie ? I dont believe this at all .

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    • tommytalker

      lol - about to google it now

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  • One time during the summer my family and I went on a roadtrip, the windows didn't roll down all the way though, only about a quarter of the way. I was asleep in the back but my sister scared me to wake me up and in my reaction I farted. About 10 seconds later the smell filled up the whole car. It made my baby nephew very angry and my mom started coughing hysterically as she was eating. Needless to say everyone tried to protect themselves but it wasn't working too well. I had to laugh covering my mouth because everyone's reaction was hilarious. We always bring it up and it never fails to make us laugh.

    Usually my loud farts don't stink that badly. That was one time where I was really disgusted and scared by what was going on in my stomach. Silent farts usually smell but they vary. They also burn my ass. -_-''

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  • porkpie

    always proud of a good fart

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  • DaBlackSheep

    I personally smell my own farts with out getting disgusted.

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  • Aleks85

    Not. It's like a sweet aroma to me. I especially like the really smelly ones.

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  • catywompus

    Oh my goodness. I just laughed so hard at these comments. I almost cried

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    • Allistalla

      I know dont poeple put the funniest krap up ? XD

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  • MrsEdGein

    One morning I was showering and a fart slipped out and it sounded like the croak of a frog lol XD.

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  • Allistalla

    Thier farts I thought you were suppose to be disgusted .

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  • dolan_ftw

    especially the bad smelling ones are meant to be cherished. personally I only like my own farts. if someone of my family (or the dog) farts I don't like it.

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  • sometimes you could even feel a small high from your farts if their strong enough like mine every body farts so don't say you don't

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  • doxies4life

    That's the one way you can tell you had a nasty fart is when you can't stand the smell.

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  • TheSlipperyPig

    is it normal i farted when i read this?

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    • dolan_ftw

      is it normal I WISH I farted when I read that?

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  • skyeracrystal28

    Every time...though I try to fart only when I'm alone...though there have been times...*sigh*...embarrassing times...

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  • EpicPanda

    Not really disgusted,but sometimes I pop a big one that makes my face cringe.

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  • Kandybars

    Even if they do smell to other people, since it's your own you kinda like it in a way...Lmao

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  • windowlicker

    Sometimes it amazes me the kinds of smells and waste the human body can produce.

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