Are you a boy or a girl?

I'm just curious.
I just want to know what gender you are!

Boy	60
Girl	31
Other	7
FUCK YOU I'M A BIRD!	34

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Jweezee

9 years ago | pl

Boy? I'm a fucking man!

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- CountessDouche
  
  9 years ago
  
  Due to your profile picture this made me laugh whist I had fruit punch in my mouth...it came out my nose and stained my sweatshirt...
  
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  - Jweezee
    
    9 years ago
    
    Ha. yeah, I can see a little kid stomping his feet and insisting that he has reached manhood.
    
    Club soda, rubbing alcohol or white vinegar, stat woman!
    
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    9 years ago
    
    You scarlet harlot! How could you do this to that sweet, ham scented derpy?!?! And here in front of everyone?! He's gonna see this and when he does, oh shit grrrll! Good luck trying to get out of this one! Slut!
    
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- dirtybirdy
  
  9 years ago
  
  Is that your official title? J "The Fucking Man" weezee.?
  
  I don't say jay-weezee. Is that what it's supposed to be? I say juhweezee...I'm stoopid :(
  
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  - Jweezee
    
    9 years ago
    
    Nah, my official title is J "the contortionist fornicator" weezee. The artist formerly known as J "ay papi" weezee.
    
    I feel bad telling you it's jay-weezee. Haha. You're not the first, and Charli agrees with you, too.
    
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    - Shackleford96
      
      9 years ago
      
      I've always pronounced it with more of a 'dw' sound at the front. 'dweezee'
      
      lol
      
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      9 years ago
      
      I juhst can't handle this.
      
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      - Jweezee
        
        9 years ago
        
        It'll juhst take a little adjaystment.
        
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  - CountessDouche
    
    9 years ago
    
    Woah!
    
    I've been reading it as J. Weasle this whole time. Damn my skimming...
    
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      9 years ago
      
      I'd love to see him do the weasel war dance...nakey.
      
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    - Jweezee
      
      9 years ago
      
      shit! thumbed you down on accident. :/
      
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      - TrustMeImLying
        
        9 years ago
        
        Don't worry I got your back, buddy
        
        *accidentally thumb downs too*
        
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  - charli.m
    
    9 years ago
    
    I say that too. Anti-hero tells me I'm wrong but I ignore him :P
    
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    - dirtybirdy
      
      9 years ago
      
      Hmm, if we're both wrong then that makes it right. Woohoo!
      
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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago | pl

I'm a bowl of cornflakes sweetened with a touch of honey.

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- dirtybirdy
  
  9 years ago
  
  Now everyone wants'ta spoon ya.
  
  Oh and you look best in that color...
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yay! Thank you.
    
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dirtybirdy

9 years ago

Hey now.

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- kingofcarrotflowers
  
  9 years ago
  
  Haha, love the PIC
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    9 years ago
    
    It's like oof. Or ooh la la...
    
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- Mytwin295
  
  9 years ago
  
  Birdman!!!!! (or Birdwoman?)
  
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  - dirtybirdy
    
    9 years ago
    
    God damn it, I'm a fuckin woman!!!!!!!! An old, cantankerous woman! Or whimsical Birdlady will do also.
    
    Edit* wait a fuckin minute!!! You saw my picture and you still aren't sure??!?! For fucks sake. *holds back tears*
    
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    - Mytwin295
      
      9 years ago
      
      maybe I was referring to the movie. ever think of that o.O
      
      Ok maybe not.
      
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      - dirtybirdy
        
        9 years ago
        
        Don't ever accuse me of thinking!!! ;p
        
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        Mytwin295
        
        9 years ago
        
        Okie miss birdy ;P
        
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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I'm a boy trapped in the body of a girl who wants to be a boy that's trapped in the body of a girl. :'(

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- reallyalthea
  
  9 years ago
  
  Really?? You is funny .
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    9 years ago
    
    :O! You find this funny!? It's something I struggle with everyday! Don't you dare mock my identity, Cislord!!!
    
    ;)
    
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    - green_boogers
      
      9 years ago
      
      If you are a gay male trapped in the body of a female, you are in good shape. Just buy a strap-on.
      
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- Unimportant
  
  9 years ago
  
  Interesting. I'm a boy trapped in the body of a girl who wants to be a girl trapped in the body of a boy...
  
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  - green_boogers
    
    9 years ago
    
    If you were just promiscuous, the problem would probably go away.
    
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- TrustMeImLying
  
  9 years ago
  
  Good to know you are what you want to be.
  
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KeddersPrincess

9 years ago

Hermaphrodite

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Ebola69

9 years ago

Neither, I'm an adult.

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chole

9 years ago

Look at those breasts,

How they arrest,

But not as so,

When you go down low,

Oh, this dirty hoe,

She's a joe.

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- Mytwin295
  
  9 years ago
  
  Is it wrong that i read that to the tune of the little mirmaid?
  
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  - chole
    
    9 years ago
    
    Go ahead. Liberty and Fleet Street for ever.
    
    By the way, it's quite similar to the story of mermaids. In this case, when you look under the breasts, you find a tail instead of a dick I intended for in my poem.
    
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ArayaLioness

9 years ago

Woman.

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Yobrepaid

9 years ago

The "Yob" in my name should give you a hint.

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Pyroki

9 years ago

I'm mayonnaise gender and this offends me. STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU DICK!

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Anonymous200

9 years ago

I'm an asshole attached to a complex organic vessel with XX chromosomes for decoration.

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WonderGuy0103

9 years ago

I'm not a boy, I'm a man. all 9 inches of me!

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

Uh, how do you tell on from the other, again?
Some cutey can show me her girl bits and I'll see if they match, OK?

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