Are there killer clowns under my bed?

I know I am getting a little old for this, but every night before I go to sleep, I check under my bed for killer clowns and what ever else might creep under my bed while I am not looking. I am mortified if I don't check. Does anybody else do this other than me?

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Comments ( 19 )
  • gph2621

    Are you high????

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  • Stop being paranoid.

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  • howaminotmyself

    Get the kind of bed that doesn't have an underneath, problem solved.

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  • norcalbuddha

    Yes, there are dozens of killer clowns under your bed. Luckly there make up rubs off, so there's a good chance we can track them down after we find your molested wasted body.

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  • gako

    Wth your a grown man. Act like one!

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  • Bman

    Don't actually check but when it is all quiet in my room just after seeing a scary movie every noise scares the shit out of me.

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  • OH OH OH, There is a PERFECT movie to watch and it will address your fears.

    Watch the movie IT by Stephanie King.

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  • BirdIsDaWordGuy

    No but I look for more supper =]

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  • Chickadee

    What would you do if you found one?

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    • DavidCarusoisGOD

      Spear it

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      • DavidCarusoisGOD

        Jk...Now heres what you do...Go under the bed and say hi. Offer Peakfrens. If the clown gets angry, slowly back away, take out emergency tanq's. Good luck. Now go find a priest. Evil clowns eat Emily Rose for breakfast.

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  • XangaKat

    Thats strange.

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  • butterfly40

    why dont you look if there is you will know soon enough ,but i doubt it ,these are childhood fears carried on into adulthood ,try to be brave and face the fear,good luck

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  • sommersaltrampage

    oh yeah but you know when it is dark and your mind cant comprehend anything and you see shapes in the dark its creepy especially after the boogeyman and i always think i see things in my closet :( its scary and what makes it creepeir? hearing that mild constant ring of silence. nothing but that one ring what is it???

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    • ReaperAJ

      read this, it might interest you regarding the noise you hear when all is silent.

      http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=46287

      http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/08/hummingearth/

      http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread200697/pg1

      http://www.fengshuitips.co.uk/geopathic_stress.htm

      As for the posters killer clowns, obviously there is a phobia going on there. Although we all get the creeps from time to time and see shapes in the dark, a continual obsessive fear points towards a phobia and a psychologist can help you to find the reason for your irrational fear and successfully treat it. Good luck with that, it must be hell on your nerves.

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  • winterfresh

    Everytime i see a scary movie I have to take a running start to jump onto my bed. LOL, yeahh. The best thing was when the first 'The Grudge' came out, and my alarm was set for the radio commercial of that movie. OHH BOY. Never woke up faster than when I used to hear that sound. Grahhhhhhhhhahhhh, lolol.

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  • dnnirx

    it used to happen to me when i was younger but ull get over that sooner or later

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  • terrifyingserenity

    hahahahah!

    I thought I was the only one! I'm 20 and I still sleep completely covered by my blankets petrified that something is under my bed or in the closet.
    try sleeping with the lights on until you're comfortable.

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  • JaiHo_YouAreMyDestiny

    Listen, babs, I check too. Okay, yeah, you're old! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY old for that, but so am I, it's creepy..... Don't worray bout' it dollface!

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