Are british people from america?

I was just wondering because I think they were. I had an arguement with my friend the other day. He said they are from Britian but I think they are from America. I really dont understand the hole settlers thing where some people came here and some went there and they took Americas land and something.

I do think that British people are from America though so why do they hate Americans for taking there own land if it was there land to begin with? Because they lived in America and then moved right.

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  • FutureSeadog

    I doubt that someone who has the intellectual capacity to write a post on this site could really be so ignorant. I smell a troll.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Trolls smell like pork.

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    • ilovetoiletrolls

      Maybe you're giving them too much credit.

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      • TrustMeImLying

        this coming from a person with the nickname i love t' oil e-trolls

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        • ilovetoiletrolls

          Man, my name keeps being misinterpreted. It's I love toilet rolls! But yeah, I do love to oil some e-trolls.

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      • FutureSeadog

        Granted, the post isn't that well written ("hole settlers thing"), but it's still not as bad as many I've seen.

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  • Karmasbitch

    Yes, yes we are. spread the word

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  • howaminotmyself

    Everyone knows that the British came from China. Seriously, don't people learn anything these days.

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    • ilovetoiletrolls

      How could you say such an ignorant thing? British people didn't come from China fool. Everyone knows they came from Japan.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Of course, all of England and Europe were colonized by Americans. You see there was this group called "hippies" and they sent forth (or maybe fifth) an explorer, way back when the world was thought to be flat (what? it's not flat?), by the name of Timothy Leary, and he found Europe, a desolate and barren land, with neither capitalism nor democracy. So the "hippies" sent forth (or fifth) colonists on many boats, and those colonists were so long in getting there that each boat developed it's own language, hence the many languages of Europe and the UK. And the rainbow flag did fly everywhere, except that frigid land far to the east and north, where the impotent monkey Putin did rule with moronic ineptitude.

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    • RoseIsabella

      LOL!

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  • loopoo

    This is very wrong. British people are from heaven.

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    • green_boogers

      Yes, that rings a bell. I once dreamed that people who complain about tea get kicked out of heaven and are sent to this place called Manchester.

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      • loopoo

        Manchester is the UK's hell. Actually I think the whole of the North is.

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        • green_boogers

          Righta. Making more sense all the while. Brits are from heaven but were kicked out for whinging about tea and now live in hell. That sums it rather well I would say.

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  • Jesus, are you retarded or some shit?

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    • No I just had a question

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  • Shrunk

    Boring troll

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  • Don't you hear the stupidity in your own question? What does the adjective "British" imply? It refers to a group of people who are from Brittain! That's like me asking "is full cream milk low in cream content?". Its retarded.

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    • Its not stupid actually. I simpled asked because I believe that they are from America. British is just a word and doesnt mean anything.

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      • Riddler

        You clearly are since when you are given facts you want to change them based on your opinion and it does not work this way in the real world.

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  • CoraCook

    Yes, yes they are. They're from East America, while Australians are from West America.

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    • green_boogers

      Haha. Don't forget the Canadians from Northern America. Or, the New Zealanders from Zealand.

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    • Unimportant

      In fact, the whole world is a big America. There are the European States of America (ESA), the Middle Eastern States of America (MESA), and one huge China-Town - well, actually, more of a China-State - in the Asian States of America (AsSA).

      Not to forget the cocain-sniffing Latein-American States of America (LASA) and the AIDS-ravaged African States of America (AfSA).

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      • CoraCook

        Hahahah, exactly! Someone did their homework! :P

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    • VirgilManly

      "Do you really think he's talking about that? Or is that just another attempt at being funny?"
      CoraCook.
      :b

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      • CoraCook

        Ah, c'mon, it was a good try that one there!

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  • British is just a word and doesn't mean anything? Okay then, CUNT. Oh don't worry, cunt is just a word, it doesn't mean anything. Jesus how stupid are you? BRITISH MEANS FROM BRITAIN. Just please, shut the fuck up. Your stupidity is making my brain hurt.

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    • green_boogers

      Except that America has always been about stupid people. Smart nobility have never been allowed there, so they created a Congress instead. Without nobility, all these stupid people could see they would have to work smart. So they outsourced the dumb stuff raising the level of wealth. Governing is not work, so the American government still unleashes it's stupidity on the world.

      Hear, hear!!

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  • Energy

    Do you mean like the ones who came here to fight their own people, then got their ass kicked and left? Nah. They're still from England.

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    • Oh okay thanks

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  • Welldone, sir.

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  • FutureSeadog

    Why not just look it up on google?

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  • poon_jabber

    Maybe this is Sarah Palin

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  • Riddler

    Here is some advice. Next time you are in US history PAY ATTENTION! You should at least know the basics of how the USA was founded.

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  • Riddler

    If you are American I think I might just cry because you have got to be the worlds most ignorant human on earth and if you are from the US you just created a new level of stupid that even mental retards are above.

    US did not have its land stolen btw. Ill just give you the facts though since while you are connected to the internet I know you are too stupid to look up the history.

    US took land from mexico and various parts of the US was populated by foreigners from other land that wanted to escape prosecution and that included Spain and Britain. Please for the love of god NEVER PROCREATE we do not need more stupid parents.

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    • Thank you for being nice. I tryed to look it up but couldnt find what I was looking for because most of it is just fake anyway. I am originaly from canada but moved to America when I was 6 if that counts.

      So you are just making up stuff on the spot or what? Mexico was never part of the US I am not that stupid.

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      • Riddler

        You are clearly very stupid. Part of the Mexico was taken by the US in the past.

        I find it ironic they say US is full of idiots when this is what Canada has to offer. Please stop being an idiot. Im from the US and the history of the US as well as all of World war 2 has been drilled into my head for my entire childhood.

        I guess Canada does not teach history though and I am glad as flawed as the US is though that they make a point of teaching HISTORY of who we are for anyone want wants to pay attention.

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        • Riddler

          You believe you can discount this stuff because you don't like it and make up history yourself. This stuff is already there for anyone intelligent enough to look or pay attention.

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        • Riddler

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Annexation

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