Are blue balls a real thing?
It actually feels like I slammed my dick in a door haha. Only when it's hard, which is most of the time since last night. I railed my gf for a good 45 min, her fav position (doggy. She is so gorgeous from that angle, I fucking love it) she came, then just fell over all exhausted in a pile mumbling to her self. Which is gratifying in the sense that I did my job right, but what about meeeeee?! I think I might have left her hanging, maybe... Once, and she totally flipped shit. So I just held my tongue and went to sleep, only to wake up like an hour later with the most raging hard on I've probably ever had. I've heard of blue balls, but it's not contained to that specific area. The whole general region hurts. WTF. Like... It's this light pressure pain that surges with my heart beat. I've heard different things from different people. I remember the feminist that taught us about abstinence in school told us that "blue balls are an excuse that loser guys use to get unsuspecting women to spread their legs." Lol she was a bitter bitch because she caught herpes and became an abstinence manger. But some people swear they're real. And I think they might be right...