Are blue balls a real thing?

It actually feels like I slammed my dick in a door haha. Only when it's hard, which is most of the time since last night. I railed my gf for a good 45 min, her fav position (doggy. She is so gorgeous from that angle, I fucking love it) she came, then just fell over all exhausted in a pile mumbling to her self. Which is gratifying in the sense that I did my job right, but what about meeeeee?! I think I might have left her hanging, maybe... Once, and she totally flipped shit. So I just held my tongue and went to sleep, only to wake up like an hour later with the most raging hard on I've probably ever had. I've heard of blue balls, but it's not contained to that specific area. The whole general region hurts. WTF. Like... It's this light pressure pain that surges with my heart beat. I've heard different things from different people. I remember the feminist that taught us about abstinence in school told us that "blue balls are an excuse that loser guys use to get unsuspecting women to spread their legs." Lol she was a bitter bitch because she caught herpes and became an abstinence manger. But some people swear they're real. And I think they might be right...

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  • CountessDouche

    Yes, "blue balls" are a real thing. It's normal for your balls- and everything else for that matter- to hurt a bit if you get a raging hard on (or more than one) and don't get off. Your girlfriend is a meany!!!!

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  • handsignals

    Yes it is real, but Chris Hanson doesn't think it's a good enough excuse.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Yeah... the feminist abstinence instructor was wrong, they're real. How would you feel about some quality time in the bathroom to fap it out?

    I also want to mention that there are guys who will use the blue ball talk to try to manipulate women into feeling sorry for them so they can get laid which is in fact a shitty thing to do.

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  • Shrunk

    I've wondered too.. I asked a guy once and he said it meant "blue" as in sad.. I thought that was kind of cute for some reason.. Balls being sad that they didn't get to do their thing...

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  • LifeTheRide

    I think so. They're either bruised/swollen or there's a STD going on that causes miscoloration.

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  • Nokiot9

    Yeah. I don't like masturbating. I don't have to. So I don't. And I was exaggerating about the color lol. Just the expression.

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  • sexysonofsam

    Blue balls are very real and not so uncommon as people would like to think.

    The armed forces of many countries "slip' their soldiers a little potion in their meals / drinks which causes their testosterone levels to peak, this makes them a hell of lot more aggressive and in turn also causes their libido to sky rocket, the poor guys do not have somebody readily available to fuck so it ends up in their scrotum's. This causes intense sensitivity in the Balls, thus the term blue balls.

    wanking actually releases the pent up sperm and brings immediate relief.

    Posted by a guy who was fed this shit and has had blue balls...

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  • Gspyder

    Kind of like you, my dick and balls can get a little sore if I go for a long time without coming. I've never experienced anything as bad as what they say about"blue balls" though. I believe it happens to guys who don't relieve themselves very often though.

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  • DannyKanes

    The "blue" is from the veins swelling in your scrotum.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Yep, and it's in da balls, not da dik.
    Sounds like you 'broke' your dicky, and if you don't get it fixed, your woody could end up having a crick or cruck in it. Not joking here.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Sure its real, but its easily fixed...just jerk off

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  • reminiscent

    Idk I never heard of it actually happening but.
    can ypu take care of yourself?

    Also I think you should have let her know...I know I would feel awful if I got off but my partner didnt.

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