Are birds real?
Are they real touchable animals or are they just in my head
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
ive got birds raisin bird families in nests in my downstairs window
i try to leave em alone cause the room is storage anyhow but i do stop in to check on em and say 'hi window birds' every couplea days
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dirtybirdy
Damn you. The flock and I are coming for you. Have you seen the video of all the birds in that parking lot in Texas? That's got nothin on what's comin...
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ellnell
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raisinbran
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bigbudchonga
Imaginary, dude. You've broken through. Don't let the lizard people pull you back in!
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RoseIsabella
Yes, birds are real, and they get even more real when they fly overhead, and release poo bombs.
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clitoriajustice
birds are not real; you can touch them but you will be touching a drone so i would advise you not to. have you ever wondered why birds never let you get close enough to touch them? it's because they don't want you to see that they are really drones used for government surveillance. wake up sheeple
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FromTheSouthWeirdMan
Actually no. I know it sounds crazy, but in 1952 the US government started a mass genocide on birds to replace them with realistic bird drones. There's a reason so many people don't trust birds. Why do you think they shit on your car? Hundreds of miles of space for them to poop but it so happens to land on YOUR car. Bird shit is a tracking technology. Bird watching goes both ways. This is real. There's a huge bird truther movement starting. Look into it.
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rocketdave
Oh they#re real alright. I live in a condo in Pattaya, Thailand and the birds round here are a bit in your face. Huge row on my balcony this morning, left some water in the sink and three Myna birds were bathing, fighting in it!
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GaelicPotato
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megadriver
I think they are... I mean I know a dirty one that occasionally flies in and draws lots of attention on any thread XD
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dappled
I don't think anyone can truly know for sure, although I do like it when people are convinced about it. I hope they have evidence.
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Holzman_67
The birds, if you can see them, are real (unless you’ve just downed a bottle of absinthe)
Birds, if you can only hear them chirping, aren’t always real. It can be stage 1 of madness, to hear birdsong in your head.Comment Hidden ( show )-
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RoseIsabella
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litelander8
I had a bird growing up. It only liked my dad and he’d fall asleep, and the bird would jizz on him. Hilarious. Had to be real.
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Tommythecaty
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