Apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, and humans - that is normal, i think?

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We're so obviously like primates. Clearly, humans detoured a bit, somewhere in the great past. Sure, there is likely some sort of weird cosmic force going on. We are held together by the forces of atomic energy. But, we're like these primates, so I am going to go swing from trees now. I'm following the path of the monkey, or zen of the ape, or chimp tai chi feng shui. Reason? I think modern life, while having so many perks, is kind of bad for us. Your day is healthier if you live like an islander, or a monkey.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    pass the bong dude

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      oh yeah, enlightenment therapy

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Monkeys are kind of creepy maybe because they are so like us. At least wear one of those Tarzan thingies to cover up your junk while youre swinging ;)

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    I live like the mighty Siamese house cat!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Meow! LOL! Sweet life

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        He keeps me going.
        :-)

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  • eastbeast
    9 years ago

    While you're busy living like an Ape don't go flinging your shit about too much.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Its organic.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Uh, gee, all this time I thought we WERE primates, not LIKE primates.
    Dictionary.com;
    PRIMATE;
    2. any of various omnivorous mammals of the order Primates, comprising the three suborders Anthropoidea (HUMANS, great apes, gibbons, Old World monkeys, and New World monkeys).
    duh

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Bro. Saying we're the same as monkeys is like saying lions are the same as house cats. Ya we're related, but we're way way better on every level.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      there are house cats that live like his or her royal highness

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      • Arm0se
        9 years ago

        I Don't mean it like that, I mean one can murder the crap out of the other.

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  • reminiscent
    9 years ago

    You have fun with that

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    Cosmic force/Science

    The great debate.

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