Anyone else get caught?

One day I was making a salad...damn, forgot the Cucumber, so I went to the store to get one...leaving the house I noticed the front door sqeeked.

I found a nice big Cucumber..."that sqeeky front door" I thought to myself...better get some Vasoline to lube up the hynges. A text from Bettylynn! she's this babe I met at Walmart, she's coming over latter, better get some rubbers.

So then I went to the check out with my Cucumber, Vasoline and condoms....

"...and that's what happened Mom, I swear"

My sister walked in on a girl blowing me once, and she saw everything.

whenever i'd try to show my parents the drawing games i play online, like isketch, just my luck it would be at a moment someone decides to draw a penis, this would happen like every time they watched me play. luckily it's just crudely drawn penises and they would laugh and walk away..

I was downloading a book that was unavailable in my country when one of my friends peered at my screen. She asked me what I was downloading, I told her "something for intellectual stimulation". She kinda backed away.

Then I realised there was one of those provocative Evony ads in the sidebar with the whole "Come play, my Lord!" shit.

I once accidentally clicked a link to a funny porno involving titties back before watching funny videos on the internet was really a thing. My Mom and roommate were floored, oh, by the way, the computer was in the living room.