Any good masturbation thing i could use around the house?

Not sex toys because I can't get those🙄

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  • litelander8

    anything is fuckable.

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  • CDmale4fem

    So if you cant get toys then you must be what - 14-16 yrs old ?

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    • Yep

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  • megadriver

    Blender... ain't it obvious? XD

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    • BigVladdy

      seconded

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  • MyZephyr

    Get one of those nom-rechargeable tooth brushes (they are fairly slim), lube it with some cream, turn it on and slide it up your arse (pointy end first) as you wank

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  • Mammal-lover

    Pictures of stallions work usually, find some nice pictures of huskies maybe. If that didn't work then you are just weird

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    • mochi

      calm down wit that bestiality shi, mammal lover 😳🤚

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      • Mammal-lover

        Haha howdy stranger, was just in a mood I guess =>

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