Angry at the band...

I'd like to start playing the trombone. I'll join the band. I'll get myself well-established. I'll act totally normal. For a while, anyway.

After a year or so of this ruse, I'll find something to get very upset about during band practise. I'll throw a very visible tantrum, thrashing about, breaking things, yelling, hitting and making a huge scene.

What's all this then? I'll tell ya what it is. It's my plan to coin the term "raging tromboner". I think it would make a marvelous headline! You know how they're always looking for silly puns and plays on words to make an enticing lead-in for the news. I have made the headline first and now must make the story happen so that this can be a reality.