An impossible woman in my mind

Like many people, I am in a relationship. I'm actually engaged. I don't want to say I'm settling, but in a way, I am.

A little about myself: I am heavily tattoed, I have dreadlocks, I'm incredibly sexually diverse, meaning I have a multitude of fetishes. To name a few, I have a foot, armpit, ahem...female piss(if it comes out of a vagina, I consider it fair game.) and I am unfathomably attracted to woman who don't shave anything whatsoever. I also prefer a woman who doesn't wear makeup. Needless to say,my girl has absolutely none of these qualities. She shaves everything, not one tattoo, and very dull as far as sex is concerned.

This is pretty much jsut me gripping, but I really wish I had a girlfriend with massive amounts of ink, a hairy body and as many interesting fetishes I do. thank god theres porn, thats all I have to say.

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  • ReaperAJ

    I don't think anyone can say you're abnormal for having fetishes, whatever they may be really. I think everyone has a few deep and dark fetishes, some of us just don't practice them or admit to them. There are a lot of people out there who prefer the hirsute look. It seems to me that you are engaged to the wrong person. In the longrun, if you can't learn to love her ways, then it's going to end up with you cheating to get your freak on, so you should perhaps rethink your committment to her (to be fair to her and not risk hurting her later down the line when you're married) and possibly move on to find someone who better suits your taste.

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