Am i turning black

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Hello
I'm a country white boy, and I recently discovered African music. I never knew darkies could dance
And sing like that. My father and mother hates when I'm watching the bet channel. Their always saying that I'm going to turn into a hoodlum. I recently started sneaking to KFC after school to order
The 20 piece with lots of hot sauce. To top it off I have started using cocoa butter lotion after every shower and I'm not even ashy. Could someone tell me if I'm turning into one of them. Is this normal?

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  • LornaMae
    10 years ago | pl

    You can only be sure when your cock reaches 20 inches. Get back to us!

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  • ItsJ_ItsJ
    10 years ago

    lol I doubt eating KFC with hot sauce and useing cocoa butter makes you black..

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    Udi, could your mods get their shit together already?

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  • Thatuglyfatboy
    10 years ago

    Wow, r there people this stupid existing...stereotypical bastard. And you sound a bit racist, 'darkies'.

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    • Nuffsaid187
      10 years ago

      Don't be mad I'm blacker than you. I'm turning black and you hate it. Now I'm going to finish my watermelon and drink myself some grape juice.

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  • Paradiddle
    10 years ago

    There are many types of stereos. Stereos of different type will typically be different from other types of stereos. The type of stereos required depends on stereos of a certain type. The most notable type of stereo is the stereotype.

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  • Nuffsaid187
    10 years ago

    I am turning black because I also like white girls with big ol negro asses. And I like wearing shades at night time.
    I also do drugs. And I love myself some little Wayne's. So there you have it. I just need some credit and approval

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  • Lootmagoot
    10 years ago

    Sir, maybe you be hopelessly stupid? Not only is that full of shitty sterotypes (Fuck KFC. Their chicken is nasty. Try Popeyes. Hot sauce is also nasty. Plus anyone would need some lotion. If you don't, you'll have bad skin -_-.) Not all Black people listen to purely african music, hip hop, ect. Try to ask ANY black person that, and you'll be spending your afternoon picking up your teeth off the floor. That's ONE sterotype I aprove.

    P.S FUCK YO PARENTS.

    P.P.S And no, you're not turning black, you dipshit. Did you also consider, that everyone traces back to Africa?

    P.P.S.S FUCK YOU TOO

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  • bleach_baby
    9 years ago

    Racist troll.

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  • ucipher8
    10 years ago

    Turn off MTV.

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  • mashean
    10 years ago

    Yes. Yes you are.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    Dem Tig 'Ol' Bittties!

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Kentucky Fried Chicken, meh... now Popeyes Chicken, that's some good, damn Chicken!

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    • Lootmagoot
      10 years ago

      White girls come up to be like: "KFC AND GRAPE KOOLAID!" and I'd be like: "FUCK KFC #TeamPopeyes and FUCK GRAPE FLAVORED ANYTHING I like Red soda." lol

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