Am i normal or am i not?

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What weirdo would go to McDonald's eating pancakes and drinking coffee? What weirdo will sing Chinese lady to an Asian woman then have sex with her completely naked? Especially the fact he dresses like a hobo. I don't get it, I assimilate with everyone else, a large group to be incredibly identical to them and people still think I'm weird and not normal. I even do normal things like read a newspaper and have my breakfast at the same time. A doctor tells me how to live a normal life, fuck off! I'm extremely sane, I have no mental disorders. I don't think this is weird, weird is having sultanas and apples in brown rice for breakfast while pouring orange juice on your head, weird is being out there and smiling saying you're weird, weird is walking naked painted green and having spiky hair and sunglasses. I'm not weird, does anyone think I'm normal?

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Based on 19 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    You sound like you're trying really hard, champ.

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    • TheDentist
      8 years ago

      Your mom sounds like she's trying really hard.

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      • Inсоmplet
        8 years ago

        Watch out. We got a badass over here.

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        • TheDentist
          8 years ago

          A badass with rusty dental tools and nitrous oxide, watch out.

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  • thestonedsailor
    8 years ago

    You sound like an interesting person to have an argument with.

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  • Hansberger
    8 years ago

    Thanks, but I can't handle the truth, I only like a pretty picture.

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  • jaymesfairless
    8 years ago

    No it's normal and you thinking you are mentally sane is an incorrect statement, your post gives me the idea that you are suffering from mental illness... having a bit of trouble accepting it... that alone is a symptom that's is blarring itself in your face.

    It took me 10 years to accept that I really was ill regardless of how intelligent or normal, or better than other's i feel myself to be. There's not a way a SANE person would make a post like this... so hard for you to hear it this way, but you're definitely suffering from some sort of personality disorder... That doesn't indicate a permanent problem... to the root of it.. you learned some things the wrong way.. regardless of if you think so or not. it's there... You are ill. Don't avoid it... look into it... there's a thing called the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory It's a 567 question multiple choice personality and mental health inventory... It's a perfect tool for diagnosing.. ASK your doctor to give you this test.. and if you're completely sane this test will irrefutably prove it.

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    • Hansberger
      4 years ago

      This is now getting out of hand, I'm not crazy and no one will believe me, I don't want people to think I'm crazy. So ask Doctor Fuckwit to fuck off, all my adult life, it's bullshit!

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    Try eating some rusted nails it is very good for indigestion!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    8 years ago

    What is this I don't even

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      What I need is to move my large atom compound quickly from the bottom of my body and to shove it in your soft atom compound from behind you until you say "ouch!" if any mental health is what you're implying!

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