Am i normal

I was on the subway and there was this offensive knawing, chomping, snapping, popping, smacking, face contorting gum chewer. Just looking at them was offensive. I was thinking, I must have some sort of character flaw to let this bother me so. The incredibly, another young man asked if the gum chewer would please stop popping his gum. The gum chewer was offended and proceeded to increase the intensity (didn't think it was possible). A fight broke out. Fortunately the gum chewer was hit a couple of good times. Unfortunately, I helped pull the other guy off and no one was hurt to bad. But I gotta confess, it was fun watching that offensive inconsiderate person take a couple.