Am i a vampire?

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Ok, i wake up this morning, and my mirrors are on the floor, my aircons are off, and i have to very strange small bites just below my left breast. I freaked out as i was in the shower cuz i just relised, it very will could have been vampires/ bats.

I do have vampirish feelings, i bite my friends neck and shoulders once, really randomly, and i have vampire teeth, i stay indoors all the time, but other than that, i have very teenage girl like feelings: cant stop lookin myself in the mirror, can shop till i drop.. and so on...

But i have been really intreseted with Vampires since this morning.. and yer, i got my mirrors back up and all that, and dad said the power might have gone out, but his aircon didnt go off.

I really wanna be a vampire now and i cant get it off my mind ... TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE!!

Could i be a vampire?
Is it normal to think this, and want to be won?

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  • Onethimesignin
    14 years ago

    YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE. WOW HOW STUPID DO YA GET? WHAT HAS TWILIGHT DONE TO THE WORLD????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????

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    • Alquen
      14 years ago

      What it's done is make it so that annoying people like you automatically think anyone who mentions vampires likes or is obsessed with twilight.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      Those are not vampires! Do not slander the name of vampires with this twinkly twilight bull shit! Will vampires burn! They dont sparkle in spandex!

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    • ucipher8
      11 years ago

      hey now HOLD ON!. If she wants to be a vampire i can make that happen. you won't transform and you won't have to hide in the sunlight but you will be by my side like all the fucking time or you will go to work while i raise the kids or something like that .

      I can turn you into the vampire queen and bite you wherever you want me to. Just don't drag me to the next twilight screening and please don't make me sink into flesh, i don't crave blood just a really good F*@!

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  • budee
    14 years ago

    go eat garlic..... in the sun!

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  • oogliebooglie
    14 years ago

    lol. if you really want to be a vampire. Pray that you get reincarnated as a body louse.

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  • Jacqueline
    14 years ago

    Lol, vampires aren't real, stupid.

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  • Pekingesia
    13 years ago

    Sure, and I'm the Easter Bunny. T_T

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      Where are my Easter eggs! I am overdue! LOL

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  • ima1juggalette
    14 years ago

    your not a vampire youve most likley seen twilight, new moon some sort of stupid vampire movie and you prollay thought it was cool so youve convinced yourself that ur a vampire. lol in other words your just an idiot :D

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  • TheOpenDoor
    13 years ago

    Don't listen to them! You ARE a vampire!

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  • crumbstobricks
    14 years ago

    Vampires lol, that was soooo 2000-late. everyone is dressing up like mummies now. ROFL j/k no... but really youre an idiot.

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  • CodePheonixstar
    14 years ago

    ur not a vampire your an idiot...
    u wouldnt be able to see urself in the mirror and if for some reason u are one then Hugh Jackman's going to be all on ur ass claws or silver arrows they both get the job done or maybe hell kill u with some kinda dance?

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  • jrphotographer
    13 years ago

    This is so fake

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  • shadowbladeobr
    14 years ago

    All a vampire actually is, is a creature that comsumes blood. Its not like it is on TV nothing special about them they are people who like to drink blood. So if you want to be turned into a "Movie Vampire" I suggest getting a career in Hollywood

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  • Sador
    14 years ago

    I'm a were-wolve :]... so why can't you be a vampire?

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    • Onethimesignin
      14 years ago

      Are you a hot were wolf.....im a she wolf

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  • Merlion
    14 years ago

    You can only be a vampire if your dead.

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  • crazyd00d
    14 years ago

    are you sure those were vampire bite marks

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  • KatherineSnowHeart
    6 years ago

    this is a very hard question to answer to me its normal (you can check out my other comment) but to society it probably isn't normal... its not uncommon though.

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  • KatherineSnowHeart
    6 years ago

    ok so I just wanted to add this comment because it annoyed me a little
    she said nothing about Twilight or nothing twilight esk
    stop using that as an excuse when you want to say something bad about vampires.
    I would understand if right after twilight was the only time people called others vampires but that's not the way it is. as proof I will tell I have been called a vampire since a year before the first book came out.

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  • midgiebites
    11 years ago

    i feel sick, i think getting licked out is the best feeling ever but off a boy, not a dog!!!! stoppp doingggg itttttt sick sick woman you will end up riddled!

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  • midgiebites
    11 years ago

    you can be a vampire but only when you are sleeping
    COZ IT WOULD ONLY HAPPEN IN YOUR DREAMS!
    thick fuck...

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Yeah are you sure you did not get bite by a spider or something?

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  • ndublet
    11 years ago

    Yes and u would be dead anyway !

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  • ndublet
    11 years ago

    If u was a vampire u wouldn't be able to see your self in the mirror and u wouldn't be able to live with out blood + u wouldn't be able to go out into the sunlight and u wouldn't be able to go into someone house with out them saying u can come in

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  • GeekiTheBrave
    12 years ago

    if you can see ur reflecton your not a vampire

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  • Keira
    12 years ago

    Vampires are rotting corpses. If you're not dead thing you're not a vampire.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Umm... Your just obsessed with Twilight...
    But, I gotta admit, it would be cool if you turned into a vampire (just not a sparkle one)

    P.S. vampires can't see their reflections in the mirror...

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  • ToxicCrayons
    12 years ago

    No, you're just an idiot.

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  • PandaShifter
    13 years ago

    you say you look at yourself in the mirror? well there you go. You are not a vampire because vampires don't have reflections. And if you've not looked like you were the same age for many years, you are not a vampire. But give it the ultimate test and eat some garlic fries or something. If you live, then YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE! and if you die...well that will be one less spawn of satan running around killing people to drink their blood. And really, do we need one more?

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  • psycotics
    13 years ago

    Stop f******* reading twilight!!! I can't belive people actually convince themselves they are vampires! Ugh my sister is the same way. YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST!

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  • Queen_of_darkness16
    13 years ago

    Plus quit watching that twililght shit.

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  • Queen_of_darkness16
    13 years ago

    your not a fucking vampire! get real idiot.

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  • vampireboy737
    13 years ago

    you r not a vampire but you can become one if you want with a ritual!

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    • brassanubis
      13 years ago

      lolololololololololol etc...

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Didn't read it, but yes.

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  • RawRiTzSooie
    14 years ago

    vampires might not even be real.

    its all hollywood acting.

    who would ever know if "vampires" cant see themselves in the mirror? theres no proof what so ever.

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  • BrightEyes
    14 years ago

    Like everyone above already stated... no. And you're ridiculous.

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  • velvetButterfly
    14 years ago

    I have vampire teeth...my canines are sharp and they are pointier than my other teeth. I can make myself bleed and others bleed if I bite hard and I like to drink my own blood sometimes....but I don't think I'm a vampire...

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  • evangel
    14 years ago

    sadly your prob not a vampire, you just have a vampire fetish like a lot of us do, id love to be a vamipre after watching calssic films like The Lost Boys etc. but then other times i think it must be awful never aging and seeing every loved one die around you, just think everyone you will ever love will die and theres nothing you can do... unless you turn them into a vampire?

    add me
    msn: [email protected]
    myspace: myspace.com/i_remember_halloween

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  • AlwaysSunny
    13 years ago

    OMG...really? Now this is starting to get a little crazy. YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE AND NO ONE IS GOING TO TURN YOU INTO ONE!

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  • xlolawesomeness
    13 years ago

    a vampire? seriously? you've just become so obsessed with vampires,that you're trying to convince yourself you are one. check back with edward cullen for some advice!
    good luck!

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