Am i a superhero?

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i have SIX PACKS. but not on my stomach. on my dick. i lift barbells with it. now it is always bulky and pointed upwards. i'm confused if it is showing me some purpose. like its pointing me towards nirvana. or some greater cause like fighting for good. am i superhero? like spiderman? superman? dickman? iin?

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Based on 13 votes (3 yes)
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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    Captain Cocksucker.

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  • TareBear20
    9 years ago

    Stick to Dickman. Your sidekick can be nutman. Now eliminate these villains with your money shot of destiny. Maybe even poke an eye out. ;)

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  • mathwiz6
    13 years ago

    Too the cockmobile

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  • virtualdog
    13 years ago

    Superprick is awesome! Save us Superprick!

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    Captain cock?

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